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Chuck Noris can rhyme orange and purple... with each other!
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie
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# Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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