that's not true .. just leave your ego at the door babe

Mistress (((Fade))) has spoketh...I will do ego checks at the door.

so i am like not sexy when i am in here? like i have to think that i am not sexy? thats going to be hard

Sexy is perspective driven...you can't just nominate yourself as sexy...unless you drool in a mirror often.

well baby .. no one said a thing about you not being sexy

last time I checked it's called narcissism .. ha ha

I see...does that make me anti-narcisist?

and ya ...


Life IS hard .. buy a helmet

lol when i am hard i buy a hello kitty rubber

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww I love Hello Kitty .. you abusing her?

lol nope do i need to put the hello kitty rubber pic back as my main pic! i wasnt joking they do make them and i havnet got to use one yet

yes actually it does

Sweet.

thx baby you always have my back

that's just wrong. on so many levels.

Hello Kitty is for pencil cases, and key chains and alarm clocks and tee shirts.

Not for friggin rubbers.

Why of course Mistress.

Who's thirsty? This thread is getting way tooo heavy and we wanna have fun ...

I come home in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear we're not the fortunate ones
And girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still number one
But girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have -

That's all they really want
Some fun
When the working day is done
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have fun

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to walk in the sun
Oh girls they want to have fun
Oh girls just want to have


That's all they really want
Is some fun
When the working day is done
Oh girls--they wanna have fun
Oh girls just wanna have fun,

They just wanna, they just wanna,
They just wanna, they just wanna
Oh girls-- girls just wanna have fun

They just wanna, they just wanna,
They just wanna, they just wanna
Oh girls-- girls just wanna have fun

When the working-- when the working day is done
Oh, when the working day is done
Oh girls-- girls just wanna have fun

They just wanna, they just wanna,
They just wanna, they just wanna
Oh girls-- girls just wanna have fun

When the working-- when the working day is done
Oh, when the working day is done
Oh girls-- girls just wanna have fun.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

Look at me
Look at me
Hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
And I'm a famous rapper
Even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cause look

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome
No metronome

I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone
On the telephone

Look at me
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can raise funds open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance

I can change the nation with a microphone
With a microphone
With a microphone

I can split on atom of a molecule
Of a molecule
Of a molecule

Look at me
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die in exasperation
Have'em all grilled leavin lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command

I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite
By satellite
I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope
Through a telescope

I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars
No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars