Two bowling teams, one of all Blonde's and one of all Brunettes, charter
a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Louisiana The
Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team
rode on the top level. The Brunette team down below really whooped it
up, having a great
time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the
Blonde's upstairs.
She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached
the top, she found all the Blonde's in fear, staring straight ahead at
the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The brunette asked, "What the heck's going on up here? We're
having a great time downstairs!"
One of the Blonde's looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered...
"YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!"

There was a blond a redhead and a Brunette driving down the road. There
car breaks down and the Brunette grabs some food the redhead grabs water
and the Blond crabed the car door. They are walking down the road and
the Brunette said I am glad I grabed food so we don't starve, the
redhead said glad I grabed the water so we don't get thirsty and the
blond said glad I grabed the door so if we get hot we can roll down the
window.

ROFLMAO
Those were great.