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jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Fri 05/30/08 01:59 PM
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Fri 05/30/08 02:00 PM
OK

Dawn7007 Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 128	Fri 05/30/08 02:01 PM
if u say so

SimplyElla Joined Wed 02/13/08 Posts: 7124	Fri 05/30/08 02:02 PM


CyPoet Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 12494	Fri 05/30/08 02:02 PM


jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Fri 05/30/08 02:02 PM
work with me people...sheesh!!

awolf1010 Joined Sun 03/30/08 Posts: 7251	Fri 05/30/08 02:03 PM
lol

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Fri 05/30/08 02:04 PM
Does his toupee come off when he falls in water?

wildsideof35 Joined Sat 08/04/07 Posts: 2189	Fri 05/30/08 02:06 PM


jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Fri 05/30/08 02:08 PM
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

markecephus Joined Sun 10/07/07 Posts: 13831	Fri 05/30/08 02:11 PM
Borrowing this one from a friend.... "Chuck Norris coughed up a hairball in the 1860's and thus the first jute weaving mill was established."

9CORNERPOCKET Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 2072	Fri 05/30/08 02:11 PM
chuck norris is responsible for the tsunami.................a round house kick and the waves to place...............

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Fri 05/30/08 02:11 PM
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

mrscupcake Joined Sun 04/27/08 Posts: 470	Fri 05/30/08 02:12 PM
Lol

markecephus Joined Sun 10/07/07 Posts: 13831	Fri 05/30/08 02:14 PM
The sun rises in the east and sets in the west because Chuck wanted it that way

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Fri 05/30/08 02:20 PM
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it

Spidercmb Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 13137	Fri 05/30/08 02:22 PM
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Fri 05/30/08 02:23 PM
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Spidercmb Joined Fri 04/27/07 Posts: 13137	Fri 05/30/08 02:23 PM
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

atleedagod Joined Mon 05/26/08 Posts: 738	Fri 05/30/08 02:25 PM
The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground.. God wanted to create the world in 10 days… Chuck Norris gave him 6. There are actually 8 wonders of the world. Chuck Norris counts for 4 of them.

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