There was is indian living on a reservation.
Went to the local store to buy toilet paper.
he came in and told the clerk he wanted toilet paper.
The clerk looked at him and asked what brand he wanted and ran the brands off thae he carried as such.

White Cloud $.99/roll
Charmin $.79/roll
No Name $.49/rool
The indian bought a roll of the no name brand.

Well, the next day, the indian came back to the local store stomping and raving.
The clerk asked the indian what the problem was.
The indian replied, " No name got name, John wayne."
The clerk scratches his head and asked "What do you mean?"
The indian replied "Toilet paper rough, tough, and don't take crap from indian."