Third grade, first day of school.

The teacher wants to see how far along the new class is so she asks
everyone to count to 25 without any mistakes. The first little boy gets
to 12 before messing up. The second boy gets to 16 and then blows it.
Then it's Johnnys turn, he gets to 25 without any mistakes. he is so
happy that after school he runs all the way home to tell his daddy.
"daddy I was the only one to do the whole thing without any mistakes,
does that mean I'm smart?"
His daddy said "no, it's because we are from Alabama"

The second day the teacher asks everyone to recite the alphabet without
any mistakes. The first little boy makes it to M then messes up. The
second boy makes it to P then he messes up. Then little johnny does the
whole alphabet with no mistakes, he is so happy he runs all the way home
to tell his dad.
"daddy, I said the whole alpahbet with no mistakes, does that mean I'm
smart?"
His daddy said "no, it's because we are from Alabama"

The third day it was recess and all the little boys were on the
playground when one of them pulls out his penis, then another, and
another until all the boys had them out. Little Johnny looked around and
saw his was ALOT bigger than anyone elses. He was so happy he ran all
the way home to tell his dad.
"daddy, I saw all the boys weenies at school today and mine was 10 times
bigger that the others, is it because we are from alabama?"
His daddy said "no, it's because you are 18"

oh that is bad but so funny

i've heard of so many variations of this joke, but still funny