A man came home from work,sat down in his favourite chair,turned on the
TV, and said to his wife,
" Quick, bring me a beer before it starts ".
When he finished it, he said,
" Quick, bring me another beer, its gonna start".

This time she looked a little angry, BUT brought him another beer.
When it too was gone,he said,
" Quick, get me another beer before it starts ".

" Thats it". She blows her top.
" You Bast***! You waltz in here, flop your FAT azz down, don't even
say hello to me and expect me to run around like your slave getting you
beer after beer. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and
iron ALL DAY LONG ?"

The husband sighed deeply and said,

" oh shi*, its started ".

roflmao

LMAO

OH MY GOSH THAT WAS A GOOD ONE I HAD TO CALL MY BROTHER ON THAT HE
LAUGHED SO HARD ' LMAO'