Drinks Show Your Personality

Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately,
they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky
taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested,
she'll send YOU a drink.


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she
has NO clue
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she
is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing
to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.


THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always,
very simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
help him get laid


Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's gay.

ROFL. That is good.

That was hilarious. Best laugh I've had in a long time.

Thanks

That was hilarious. Best laugh I've had in a long time.

Thanks

lol venus good one

very funny going to send this to a friend who drinks white zin

Taquila!! wooohooo!!!! what happens??

Oh catchme, you know what happens...
at least I do...LOL...
We fu_k or fight...LOL!!!!!
Tequila anyone...LOL!!!


Personlly, I'm a whiskey and beer gal...LOL!
and an occasional shot of Tequila, depending on the company...(if ya
jnow what I mean...)LOL!!!
This was cute...Thanks for posting it!...

Giggle giggle..........omg, that was too funny. I refuse to say what I
drink.LOL

awwww, come on fire...Do tell...LOL!!!
Ya might get lucky...LOL!

I think it would be interesting to kow what everyone drinks...LOL...come
on guys...TELL...

LOL, the big "T" is a fav, but I'm more of a mixed drink kinda lady. But
again you said it about the "T"......hahaa, depends on who you're
with.

LOL...Definetely depends on the company...LOL!!!
Thanks for sharing fire...OK guys step up and get us some drinks in
here...we're thirsty gals! If you've ever been in the bar with me, ya
already know what I drink...but just in case, crown and coke, yeah, I
know what I want/like...hehehe) ...LOL!!!

How 'bout it catchme, you in too???