FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Encourages you to do something stupid so they can piss themselves on the floor holding their stomaches cause they can't stop laughing
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Don't even realize they're your parents and start asking them to come out to the bars wit you
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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one
is
late for the ride home.

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Never want a drinking night to go smoothly and purposely make sure that everyone is home late
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will either be bailing you out to go drinking again, or sitting right next to ya cracking up
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: hands you a drink
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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Don't even know where they get the clothes in their closet.
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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave
them
alone.

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will barge into the room and yell HAND CHECK!
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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Knows so much about you, they'd rather drink then share your life story
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will have whoever left you...their name, number, social security number, address within 2 hours
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Walks right in and takes a big dump in your toilet
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the
bar.

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Get the bouncer fired.
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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are
sorry
you couldn't come.

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will come get your broke ass and show some tits for some free drinks!
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Sends over more shots to make sure you get F-ed up!
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

WISCONSIN Friends: Can't even remember what they all did yesterday, how are they suppose to remember who owes who money?
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Buys another round of Tequila
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FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Beat them up til the ambulance arrives, at least we're that nice
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FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
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FRIENDS: Will ignore this
WISCONSIN FRIENDS: Will laugh and have another sip of their beer, most likely reposting this everywhere they can