* Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

* Someone call the janitor we're going to need a mop.

* Bo! Bo!!! Come back with that! ...bad dog!

* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

* Hand me that...uh...that uh.....thingie...

* Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

* Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

* Augh, there go the lights again...

* "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

* Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

* Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off

* "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"

* What's this doing here?

* I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

* That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

* I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

* Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

* Steril, shcmeril. The floor's clean, right?

* Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

* And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape...

* OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

* This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

* Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

* Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

* What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

* She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

* FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

* Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

LMAO, That is good

And,
Now, was that the right one or the left?

Tres cute, merci!