You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display
your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts,
flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique
gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for
them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little
secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile
on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the
result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys
feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies
to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are
either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective
and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies
finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the
holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this
twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a
new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to
ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it
needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and
help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and
BJ's.

Happy V-Day Sluggo

and who would of thought that sluggy would post that..LMAO

So are you making a list of offers or do we pick who we want to
blow???

Hug Smile (`'•.¸(`'•.¸ ¸.•'´) ¸.•'´) ““”•.¸.¤ HUG! ¤.¸.•'´” (¸.•'´(¸.•'´
`'•.¸)`' •.¸) ¸.•´ (`•.¸I wish you `•.¸) a beautiful ¸.•)
Happy Valentine's Day!
much (.• Happiness and Joy *´¨) in your heart. ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´
(¸.•`* Many hugs ~Lisa~~~~

leave it up to sluggo to post something like
this.....

I THINK EVERY DAY SHOULD BE LIKE THAT ! DAMN WE HAVE TO WORK AND PAY
BILLS AND THE MORTAGAGE, THE LEAST THEY CAN DO IS COOK US STEAK AND GIVE
US A BJ !

Hey Peeps, I don't make this stuff up.
If you go to Yahoo and type in "Steak & BJ Day" you'll get 75,000
hits...

sure spay we can do that but we can also add a lil more unwanted
teeth...:)...love ya...ROTFLMAO

lol didn't say ya made it up..lmao that u would post it..LMAO

LoL... So Sherrie: Are you going to follow this holiday with your man?

HEY!!! WAS UP?

Well Sluggo, I hope YOUR satisfied???

Once again YOU come on here with one of YOUR worst and
arful thoughts for the modern day woman!!!!!

Damm-it SLUGGO,,,You want to proclaim a new Steak and Blow-job HOLIDAY
for us dudes, And not even think to offer the LADIES
who would be doing THAT, (ANYTHING TO DRINK) No champaign,
no wine,,,,,,DAMM-IT MAN YOU DIDN"T EVEN OFFER THEM A BEER!!!!
I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM DRY MOUTHS,, can I not teach you ANYTHING?

IM VERY SORRY LADIES FOR SLUGGO'S CRUDE AND RUDE IDEAS OF YOU!!
HE WILL ALSO "NOW" BE INCLUDING A BEVERAGE!!!!!


AND TO THINK,HOW WILL THIS PLACE GET ALONG HERE W/O ME?

SLUGGO FOR PRESIDENT AND FANTA FOR VICE PRESIDENT

yep, spay for senador

Allright, I'm in......gotta be better than Valentines Day, at any
rate......

Gotta agree with you on that one Lily.

Let's see April 15 is already IRS day, how about May 15th, could be "Cum
as you are day."