Thou shalt wear a shirt when cooking bacon in a pan.

Thou shalt never put both sugar AND milk in your grits.

Thou shalt not drink unsweetened iced tea.

Thy dog and thy wallet shalt be on a chain.

BBQ is not BBQ unless it is chopped pork with vinegar.

Thou shalt not use a .22 caliber bullet as a fuse in your pickup truck.

Thou shalt have a CB radio (working or not) if thou hast a CB antenna.

Thou shalt accept Confederate money. (If anyone is stupid enough to spend it at face value, their loss.)

Thou shalt fry the chicken.

When thou art in the South, thou shalt play the Skynard

BBQ is not BBQ unless it is chopped pork with vinegar.