ritz
condoms
alpha getti
potatoes

peanut butter

rice

ky jelly

cat food

I could do this all day!!!

toilet paper

BOB

flour

crackers

paper towels
dishsoap
edible underwear
pop
cigs

shampoo
salt
flour
batteries
rope
duct tape

Sugar, sugar

She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all the questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so
Tell me so baby

He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on honey let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on honey tell me so
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know

His heart's beating like a drum
'cos at last he's got this girl home
Relax baby now we are alone

They wake at dawn 'cos all the birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
They got each other neither one's complaining
He say's I sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee
Never mind sugar we can watch the early movie

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on honey tell me so

If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know
If you really, really, really, really need me
just let me know
Just reach out and touch me
If you really want me
just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
come on sugar let me know
If you, if you, if you really need me
just come on and tell me so

Hand lotion, porn, wet wipes, infatable love doll whom I shall name "Roberta". And beer.

butter tarts

kleenex

french tickler

band aids

cookies

toothpaste

massage oil

Cosmo magazine

binoculars
latex gloves
cloriform
bleach
ammonia
balloons
mayonaise

is that magical unicorn mayonnaise????

ya ok

I just need the empty jar

bread

wine

whipping cream

latex cat suit

pineapple rings

Lol wtf is goin on in here

lmaoooooooooooo ummmmmmmm!!!

I'm gonna make MUSTARD GAS an throw it in the next boring azz thread.....

dont ask at lol


it will all be good

oh................................................

nothing.......