A nice, calm, respectable lady went into a pharmacy, right up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said . " I would like to
buy some cyanide."

the pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide? "

The lady replied, " I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got huge and he exclaimed, " Lord have mercy ! I
can't sell you cyanide to kill your husband ! That's against the law !
I'll lose my license ! They'll throw both of us in jail ! All kinds of
bad things will happen. Absolutely not ! You CANNOT have any cyanide !"

The lady reaches into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, " Well now. That's
different. You failed to mention you had a prescription."





no, its not my joke .... LOL

what can i say but i love that one

yeah i know sick sence of humor today

too funny

NOW that was Funny! I need one of those persciptions! lol