A British Man, a French man, and an American man are on a safari in
Africa, and they are taken prisoner by a savage group of villagers. As
they're being brought to the village, they are told that death was their
only option, however, they each had their choice of the method they
would use to kill themselves. The British man requested a pistol, and
cried out "Long live the queen!" as he blew his brains out. The two
others watched in horror as the savages flayed the man and made his skin
into a canoe. The French man was next, and he requested a Saber. "Vive
le France" was what he cried out as he disemboweled himself. The
American guy watched again what they did with his body, as they made his
skin into a canoe. The last guy, the American guy requested a fork in
which to kill himself. As soon as it was handed to him, he started
stabbing himself violently as he screamed "So much for your ****ing
canoe!"

Good one ... lol.... thx for the chuckle .. :)

OMG, do you think they'll fix the holes and use his skin anyway?