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Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent
intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a
collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the warmth.

That's funny stuff.
Sad part is it's mostly all true.
Happy Valentine's Day All!!!!

PMS

Marilyn
This one I will pass on
Thanks Very Cool