How do you make a brunettes eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in her ears.

What do you call 25 brunettes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

What does a brunette say when you blow in her ear?
"Thanks for the refill."

Why did the brunette climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

How do you drown a brunette?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool or stick a scratch and sniff
sticker at the bottom of the pool.

How do you amuse a brunette for hours?
Write 'Please Turn Over' on both sides of the paper.

Why don't brunettes like to make Kool-Aid?
They can't get all the water in that little package!

Why can't brunettes make icecubes?
They can't remember the recipe.

Why do brunettes like their hair color?
It doesn't show their dirt.

Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.

Where do brunettes get their hair for a transplant?
From their underarms.

How did Revlon come up with it's bruntte hair color?
By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.

What's the difference between a brunette and the trash?
At least the trash gets taken out once a week.

Nice ones..... though a lot may dispute them to be blonde jokes..

So just in case..

A lawyer and a sexy blonde with huge boobs, are sitting next to each
other on a long flight from LA to NY.

Curiosity gets the better of the lawyer and asks the blonde with sexy
legs and huge tits about her profession. The hottie tells him that she
is a model

Satisfied, the lawyer introduces himself and asks the hot blonde whether
she would like to play a fun game.

The sexy model just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, and explains that the game is really easy and a lot
of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa."

Again, the blonde model politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
$50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the
match.

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse,
pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with
a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the
Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his
coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he
wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50
and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, so what is the answer!?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5,
and goes back to sleep.

Now, who said blondes were dumb !

What is this a Sympathetic Blond thread?

I guess this answers the old question about if Blonds know they aren't
smart and it upsets them hearing everyone tell the Blond jokes.....

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