Topic: BRUNETTE JOKES!!!
bl0ndevamp's photo
Tue 02/13/07 09:23 PM
Why does it take longer to build a brunette snowman?
Cause you have to hollow out its head.

Why do brunettes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

Why can't brunettes dial 911 on the phone?
They can't find the 11 on the phone.

What is eternity?
When 4 brunettes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed brunette out of a tree?
Wave at her.

How do you get a brunette to laugh at a joke on Saturday?
Tell it to her on Tuesday.

What do you call a bruntte who dyes her hair blonde?
Artificial Intelligence.

What do you call a dead brunette in a closet?
The 1995 Hide and Seek World Championship.

Why did the brunette tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the brunette get thrown out of the M&M factory?
She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why was the brunette staring at the orange juice container?
Because it said from "Concentrate".

MrKatOwner's photo
Tue 02/13/07 09:33 PM
LOL...

Cute ones

GolfBear's photo
Tue 02/13/07 09:36 PM
Wait a minute!

Those are blonde jokes!!

LOL J/K

sassy64's photo
Wed 02/14/07 09:55 PM
i agree read that on the blonde jokes post