What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

What's the brunette's mating call?
Brunette: "Who's next?"

Why do brunettes wear training bras?
It's cheaper than changing their bandaids every day.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
Cause no one else wants it.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.

What do you call going out on a date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why's the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mushtache.