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Tell her she is radiant.
Wait! Yes, radiant. "You are radiant." No, not like that. Wait! Tell her she has a radiant smile. "You have a radiant smile." No, not like that. Wait! "Tell her she has a radiant smile with lips sweet as honey." You have a radiant smile with lips sweet as honey." No, not like that. Wait! Tell her she has a radiant smile with lips sweet as honey and you want to bust a nut on her... "Bust a nut? WHAT!?!?" No, wait! Not like that. It doesn't matter what you say. It's how you are saying it. What are you doing? Stop whispering into her cleavage. You are embarrasing me. I'll get your receipt. You get the groceries. Let's go. |
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Tell her she is radiant. Wait! Yes, radiant. "You are radiant." No, not like that. Wait! Tell her she has a radiant smile. "You have a radiant smile." No, not like that. Wait! "Tell her she has a radiant smile with lips sweet as honey." You have a radiant smile with lips sweet as honey." No, not like that. Wait! Tell her she has a radiant smile with lips sweet as honey and you want to bust a nut on her... "Bust a nut? WHAT!?!?" No, wait! Not like that. It doesn't matter what you say. It's how you are saying it. What are you doing? Stop whispering into her cleavage. You are embarrasing me. I'll get your receipt. You get the groceries. Let's go. I LOVE this!! 
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Edited by
d4tc
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Sun 05/25/08 04:36 PM
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 Thanks MsWizard
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Really did chuckle to this one. Nice.
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