There was this boy...and he was walking along the beach with his dad......they spot this bird laying in the sand with his feet up in the air...the little boys asks...daddy why is that bird laying there with his feet in the air? The dad says....well son thats so when God comes to get him, he can grab him by the legs to take him to heaven.....so coolllllllll

a week later dad comes home to find the boy crying on the steps...he says HEY son...why all the tears tell me whats wrong!!!....The boy still sobbing said....well dad I cam home today and mom was laying on the couch with her legs up in the air....and if it wasn't for that mail man...God would have come down to take her to heaven..

that wasnt funny . ok maybe a little .

you are cute

That was funny