George worked for the post office and was ready to retire, this would be
his last day.

As he approached the first house, the door opened and a blonde in a thin
nightie invited him in, sat him down at the table and fixed him a huge
breakfast. When he had eaten his fill, she took him into the bedroom
and made passionate love to him. As he got up to leave she handed him a
$10 bill.

George could stand it no longer and he asked the lady what was going on.

She said "I knew today would be your last day and I wanted to do
something nice for you so I asked him what I should do."

He said "screw the old fart, give him $10" and then she said "but the
breakfast was my idea."

OMFGS!!! I always knew I wanted to work at the
post office!

Very good morning laugh for me thank's