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well, don't feel bad, he's got no class, and i bet his butt and penis smell really bad. ((((((((((Hey V)))))))))))  Thanks for making me pee my pants....... no problem....i guess there's a lot to that statement that men don't think about, i'm glad i was listening to the girls when i was a younger howler. |
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Gray Hair"
A senior citizen decided to visit the social security office to sign up for His benefits. Upon His arrival the clerk asked for proof of His age. When he reached for His wallet the embarrassed man realized he had left it home. After explaining His problem to the clerk, she replied, "Don`t worry, just open your shirt, and if your chest hair is gray you will qualify." The senior citizen opened up His shirt and was soon signed up for His benefits. Upon arriving home, he related the story to His wife. She looked at him, smiled and said, "Too bad you didn`t drop your pants. You would have qualified for disability too!" |
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OMG YOU GUYS ARE KILLIN ME
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good one cat!!
 
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Gray Hair" A senior citizen decided to visit the social security office to sign up for His benefits. Upon His arrival the clerk asked for proof of His age. When he reached for His wallet the embarrassed man realized he had left it home. After explaining His problem to the clerk, she replied, "Don`t worry, just open your shirt, and if your chest hair is gray you will qualify." The senior citizen opened up His shirt and was soon signed up for His benefits. Upon arriving home, he related the story to His wife. She looked at him, smiled and said, "Too bad you didn`t drop your pants. You would have qualified for disability too!" Tooooo funny!!!
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When we got the wedding pictures back from my sister's wedding (30 years ago), my Dad kept asking who the bald guy was....it was Him! He had no idea he was getting so thin in the back!!
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Got to do another for kitt....I need her to have to change her panties to.....
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Got to do another for kitt....I need her to have to change her panties to..... lmao....omg i did almost wet myself at owl...he is a trip...holy crap lmao lmao lmao |
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When we got the wedding pictures back from my sister's wedding (30 years ago), my Dad kept asking who the bald guy was....it was Him! He had no idea he was getting so thin in the back!!
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Why parents get grey hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom. I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your son, Chad P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home! |
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Unfortunately, I can so relate to this one...why is it that we never seem to think We age, but They all have gotten older??
A Classmate, 40 years Later ... Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “surely I can’t look that old?” I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm—or could he?? After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Central High School. “Yes. Yes, I did.” he gleamed with pride. “When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered, “In 1957. Why do you ask?” “You were in my class!” I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. And then, that miserable, near-sighted, ugly, old, wrinkled son of-a-***** asked, “WHAT DID YOU TEACH?” |
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Ran into any old friend today, one I've known since before I was born... I had my hair pulled back with a bandana as a headband so my 'front roots' were showing...the first thing out of his mouth when he saw me was "Man you are getting GRAY". Thanks buddy. You just made my day!  
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Unfortunately, I can so relate to this one...why is it that we never seem to think We age, but They all have gotten older?? A Classmate, 40 years Later ... Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “surely I can’t look that old?” I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm—or could he?? After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Central High School. “Yes. Yes, I did.” he gleamed with pride. “When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered, “In 1957. Why do you ask?” “You were in my class!” I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. And then, that miserable, near-sighted, ugly, old, wrinkled son of-a-***** asked, “WHAT DID YOU TEACH?”
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you can't let this die........it was to funny
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Better then being bald
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Better then being bald But I look great bald.....gigglesnort....I dare ya not to look...
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WOW,,,Im NOT the only one who can't see that I've aged like
ALOT since what I looked like in my twenties,lol,lol,lol, |
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Edited by
Anton_k
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Sun 05/25/08 03:08 PM
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You should have told him that it was a really good wig......that doesn't he know the new styles are soooooo realistic these days! 
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You should have told him that it was a really good wig......that doesn't he know the new styles are soooooo realistic these days! yeah from far away and when I have my hair down the gray is almost impossible to see in the blond...ok at least that's what I keep telling myself. Just let me have that fantasy, ok? |
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