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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 82
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/27/08 10:37 AM
They say that virgin elm is a hard wood. I can see that.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 10:38 AM
This is like watching tree porn........

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Tue 05/27/08 10:39 AM
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert, can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 10:40 AM
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert, can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in. hahaaaaaaaaaa thats cute!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 10:41 AM
Dear diary.......I have a cherry tree outside my bedroom window......but they arent ready yet......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/27/08 10:43 AM
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, Woodpecker, you are a tree expert, can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in. I bow to catch! Perfect timing. Excellent flawless execution. Impeccable grace. Judges hold up perfect 10s.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 10:44 AM
<-----has no tree porn......or tree jokes......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/27/08 10:45 AM
A picture is worth a thousand words. And this one I ripped off the net gypsy is almost there. A thousand words.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 10:47 AM
So what are you talking about zz top tickets???? Im confuzzled???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 10:50 AM
A picture is worth a thousand words. And this one I ripped off the net gypsy is almost there. A thousand words. Im almost what? huh?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/27/08 10:52 AM
My parents planted some bristle pine. Those ones that before a rain turn their branches toward the sky looking like hands giving the finger? I've got pictures of a family reunion of all my family members standing in front of the tree including my grandma giving me the finger. And the way its taken it looks like everyone is giving me the finger including all branches on the tree. Very funny.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 10:54 AM
Dear diary........I guess Im talking to myself AGAIN!!!! Biker.......if you really want me to give you the finger.......I will!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 05/27/08 10:55 AM
that tree looks familiar.......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 10:58 AM
I know purple!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/27/08 10:58 AM
To answer your music question gypsy, I'm still debating sturgis rally and the days you have off. This year they are planning bands after wednesday which they normally don't do. Thursday august 7th- ZZ top at the full throttle saloon. And saturday august 9th staind at the full throttle saloon. I'm just perusing the net and my options.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 05/27/08 10:59 AM
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its the 27th shouldnt Kelly'z video be out today??!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 11:00 AM
To answer your music question gypsy, I'm still debating sturgis rally and the days you have off. This year they are planning bands after wednesday which they normally don't do. Thursday august 7th- ZZ top at the full throttle saloon. And saturday august 9th staind at the full throttle saloon. I'm just perusing the net and my options. ohhhhhhhh now Im getting all excited.......geeeeeeeez dont get me all excited and then......

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/27/08 11:00 AM
A picture is worth a thousand words. And this one I ripped off the net gypsy is almost there. A thousand words. Im almost what? huh? oh, you asked me earlier where I got the pic.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 11:00 AM
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its the 27th shouldnt Kelly'z video be out today??!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Is it???? omg!!!! LETS DO IT!!! <-----RUSHING TO YOUTUBE!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 05/27/08 11:02 AM
I subscribe to Kelly'z videos an I'll check but I'm supposed to get notification