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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 82
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/27/08 12:27 AM
I thought about ronald mcdonalds crazy exploding red hair then I thought about my dates exploding ronald mcdonald armpit hair.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 05/27/08 12:29 AM
In the shuffling madness of the locomotive breath, runs the all-time loser, headlong to his death. He feels the piston scraping -- steam breaking on his brow -- old Charlie stole the handle and the train won't stop going -- no way to slow down. He sees his children jumping off at the stations -- one by one. His woman and his best friend -- in bed and having fun. He's crawling down the corridor on his hands and knees -- old Charlie stole the handle and the train won't stop going -- no way to slow down. He hears the silence howling -- catches angels as they fall. And the all-time winner has got him by the balls. He picks up Gideons Bible -- open at page one -- old Charlie stole the handle and the train won't stop going -- no way to slow down.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 12:29 AM
Dear diary..........It was International eyebrow waxing night but I said fukc it and went on the net instead!!! !!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/27/08 12:29 AM
Ewwwwwww.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 12:29 AM
In the shuffling madness of the locomotive breath, runs the all-time loser, headlong to his death. He feels the piston scraping -- steam breaking on his brow -- old Charlie stole the handle and the train won't stop going -- no way to slow down. He sees his children jumping off at the stations -- one by one. His woman and his best friend -- in bed and having fun. He's crawling down the corridor on his hands and knees -- old Charlie stole the handle and the train won't stop going -- no way to slow down. He hears the silence howling -- catches angels as they fall. And the all-time winner has got him by the balls. He picks up Gideons Bible -- open at page one -- old Charlie stole the handle and the train won't stop going -- no way to slow down.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 12:30 AM
Ewwwwwww. typing with bushy eyebrows!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/27/08 12:31 AM
I accomplished everything I set forth to do this weekend. I just needed that extra day. Amazing.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 12:32 AM
I accomplished everything I set forth to do this weekend. I just needed that extra day. Amazing. I hope you waxed!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 05/27/08 12:33 AM
I saw him dancin there by the record machine I knew he must a been about seventeen The beat was goin strong Playin my favorite song An I could tell it wouldnt be long Till he was with me, yeah me, singin I love rock n roll So put another dime in the jukebox, baby I love rock n roll So come an take your time an dance with me He smiled so I got up and asked for his name That dont matter, he said, cause its all the same Said can I take you home where we can be alone An next we were movin on He was with me, yeah me Next we were movin on He was with me, yeah me, singin I love rock n roll So put another dime in the jukebox, baby I love rock n roll So come an take your time an dance with me Said can I take you home where we can be alone An well be movin on An singin that same old song Yeah with me, singin I love rock n roll So put another dime in the jukebox, baby I love rock n roll So come an take your time an dance with me

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 12:34 AM
Dear diary......25 yr old guys think Im cool!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 05/27/08 12:35 AM
ya them young guys eh....... they seem to like me too

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 12:36 AM
and they know ZOOLANDER!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 05/27/08 12:36 AM
GAS FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/27/08 12:36 AM
I delivered my chopper to the guy buying it. Some bikes have class, style, and personalities like they are alive. Bonniechop was pissed that I sold her. She bit me. BAD. On my forearm. Really bad. Bled bad, ugly cut. Swollen wound. Took pictures. Putting neosporin on it. Should scab.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 12:38 AM
GAS FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GASSSSSSSSSSSSSS FIGHT YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 05/27/08 12:39 AM
GAS FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GASSSSSSSSSSSSSS FIGHT YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! got a light*??

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 12:39 AM
I delivered my chopper to the guy buying it. Some bikes have class, style, and personalities like they are alive. Bonniechop was pissed that I sold her. She bit me. BAD. On my forearm. Really bad. Bled bad, ugly cut. Swollen wound. Took pictures. Putting neosporin on it. Should scab. cHECK the one I see in a magazine.....lol Honda Jazz C1tf Pink Hibiscus.......Honda.ca..........$2849!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 05/27/08 12:40 AM
GAS FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GASSSSSSSSSSSSSS FIGHT YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! got a light*?? Wake me up before you go-go!!! Omg I love that movie!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 05/27/08 12:40 AM
I completely assembled a motorcycle engine in two hours sunday morning in my kitchen. Now that's gone and I have my kitchen back.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 05/27/08 12:40 AM
I delivered my chopper to the guy buying it. Some bikes have class, style, and personalities like they are alive. Bonniechop was pissed that I sold her. She bit me. BAD. On my forearm. Really bad. Bled bad, ugly cut. Swollen wound. Took pictures. Putting neosporin on it. Should scab. cHECK the one I see in a magazine.....lol Honda Jazz C1tf Pink Hibiscus.......Honda.ca..........$2849!!! you know you could probebly walk faster though right??