The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and
during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning
of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man
has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he
would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."

Now, that was funny!!!! LMAO

Please keep em' coming....

too funny