Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up.

That�s Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. �That�s okay� means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you�ll pay for your mistake.

Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means �Something� and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with �Nothing� usually end with �Fine� (See #1).

Five Minutes - If getting dress, this means half an hour. (Don�t be mad about this. It�s the same definition for you when it�s your turn to do some chores around the house.

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, �You�re welcome,� and let it go.

Loud Sigh - Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about �Nothing.� (See #3)

Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. (Don�t Do It!)

Don�t worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, �What�s wrong?� For the woman�s response, see #3.)

just having fun ladies you know i luv ya's

ain't that the truth...

*LOUD SIGH* Oh, Knight, there you go again with the blanket comments about women! But really, It's nothing, that's ok, and I'm fine. So go ahead and don't worry about it.

Oh yeah...thanks.



There was nothing to be done with the 5 minutes...I usually am on time.

i am so confused and so scared ..

Well, they're your words aren't they?

I've used all of 'em!!!

ummm give me 5 minutes ...

You...you're good you!

Some guy told me today that when he BBQ's his wife nags him. He said BBQ mean " B!tch Be Quite. " I thought that was funny.

thats ummm...rly observent

wait ... umm umm i mean no really

and the number one thing a woman doesn't say:

"I was wrong"

Ladies, I am kidding, please no hatemail

I plead the 5th.

That's a lovely thing to say!

Well look at that...I was WROOOONNNGGG!

See, they sometimes do.

I drink the 5th

the problem with guys sayin give me 5 minutes.....is we show up in february and the women are pissed for some reason

Fine.

bring it back ...