A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when
a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach.
Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two
healthy girls and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years and the one daughter walked into the
room with tears. " What's wrong?" asked her mother. " I was taking a
tinkle and this bullet came out," replies the daughter. The mother
told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in
tears.
" Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again the mother explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week l ater her son walked into the room in tears.

"It's okay" said the Mom, " I know what happened. You were
taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

" No," said the boy, " I was playing with myself and I shot the
dog."

I KNOW YOU SMILED

OMG!!!

Funny.

i laughed my ass off when i heard it and had to post it

That was just to funny,,, laughed for awhile...
Thanks Sassy

Aanytime LAMom