* I can't legally use the ladies room until phase 3 of my sex change is complete.

* Oh my god that's my husband on that Harley!

* (Scratching crotch) Those little critters sure are itchy.

* All the women in my family get really fat butts after 40. Guess my turn is just around the corner.

* One more year and I'll be old enough to apply for a driver's licence.

* Do you smell that? I think my colostomy bag is leaking again.

* A woman needs a good swat now and again.

* Can I borrow 50 bucks 'til my welfare check comes?

i heard them all

Good one

I got gas?