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Topic: Russian newcomer to USA
tearsofblood666's photo
Wed 05/21/08 07:38 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh Doesn't matter, I meant it lol

cutelildevilsmom's photo
Wed 05/21/08 08:39 PM

Thanks everebody. To be honesty i'm incredible happy to arrive in USA and suspect you are not always understand how beatyfull your contry is :)

The New England is like the paradise for me, so most intrigue words i'm often hearing are "Massachusetts is too cold and too wet - there are places much better" I can't image what can be better.

A few day ago i was forced to smile for the ID picture. It so unusual to see a lot of smiling people all around.

nh is better lol welcome.

starryeyed346's photo
Wed 05/21/08 08:57 PM

Hi everyone!

I'm just six months in your country, looking around and learning new world.



previet! welcome to the US! I have a love/hate relationship with you already! I dated a russian young man for almost 2 years. He was born in minsk... and we were in love.. until he dumped me. Annnywho.. I've held a grudge ever since. I cant even watch sex and the city anymore.. because she dates that russian. *grumble* his phone # is still in my contacts list under devotchka.... lol.

While you are in the usa... I hope you accomplish the following:
-hit someone, while driving, when you see a volkswagon beatle (yelling SLUG BUG!) or a PT cruiser (CRUISER BRUISER!)
-carve a pumpkin on halloween (I dont care what age you are)
-Go to church. (whether or not you believe, go just for the experience)
-Dont move to brooklyn


the end! :-)

oh.. and watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H02h0nGBryU

Topsykretts's photo
Wed 05/21/08 09:08 PM
welcome flowerforyou

Tanler's photo
Wed 05/21/08 09:21 PM
Welcomehappy

Jtevans's photo
Wed 05/21/08 09:32 PM
Howdy and Welcome to JSH/1+U drinker drinker drinker

MyrtleBeachDude's photo
Thu 05/22/08 04:41 AM

Hi everyone!

I'm just six months in your country, looking around and learning new world.

I used be very socialited in Russia and want to find many freinds in USA. It is a little bit bore to be lonely for me :)


Welcome Serchy have have several Russian friends. I love hearing about your country. One thing my Russian friends tell me is that they are not used to so many cars.

MedinaMan's photo
Thu 05/22/08 06:10 AM
Greetings!

buttons's photo
Thu 05/22/08 07:05 AM
welcome to america! and welcome to just say hiflowerforyou flowerforyou

IamMewhoRU's photo
Thu 05/22/08 07:25 AM
Edited by IamMewhoRU on Thu 05/22/08 07:26 AM

hah! Are references to pictures from the others sites allowed here?

I can place some photos of girls from russian office of our companyю

Of course if american lady would not be jealous :)


My ass homie...don't lie....them russian girls are the Bomb...I'll send you my address so maybe you can send me them? LOL laugh bigsmile drinker

Welcome and I hope your time is enjoyed here on JSH/1+U

no photo
Thu 05/22/08 07:40 AM
Edited by VFury on Thu 05/22/08 07:41 AM
Are things all that bad here? Maybe some of you haven't visited the right parts of the country yet. :wink:


Welcome!

DebbieJT's photo
Thu 05/22/08 10:01 AM
welcome from englandflowerforyou

SergeyDolin's photo
Thu 05/22/08 06:45 PM

Annnywho.. I've held a grudge ever since. I cant even watch sex and the city anymore..


Hi! You know i don't like to see sex and the sity for almost the same reason. The girl who loved this movie, who had three girlfreinds, and looked like that tall blondy... Sinche she dumped me i avoid to see this funny video.

While you are in the usa... I hope you accomplish the following




-hit someone, while driving,


The other reason why i left Russia (first is the whether, of course) is what russian are killers when they are driving. Looks like they are not able to learn to stop on pedistrans walks.


when you see a volkswagon beatle (yelling SLUG BUG!) or a PT cruiser (CRUISER BRUISER!)


Ha-ha-ha!!! Yes! I was looking for "Chrysler crosfire" as my first car in USA, and PT was one of my dream in Russia. And if were a girl i would make a pee-pee on each beatle running near by.



-carve a pumpkin on halloween (I dont care what age you are)


Oh. It too bore. I prefer to pick up seeds from a sunflower to form some short word :)


-Go to church. (whether or not you believe, go just for the experience)


Done!


-Dont move to brooklyn


...because "they are jewsh, not russian" - yes?


the end! :-)


Much thanks! You absolutley precise describe typical russian - indeed.

Have you seen a Madonna's husband's movie named "Snatch"? How you aboout "Boris"?


oh.. and watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H02h0nGBryU


Oh. It is a famous video. It is funny when is seeing in Russia, but as i'm american tax-paier i'm very disappointed what these idiots (debily) are payd from my taxes. All of this so-called opposition gets money from USA government and this is a one of the reason why many russians hate America.

On the close theme - do you know about "Fu*k for sake of little bear" action? I read a some american forum - it is funny how seriously american guys discuss that brain-damaged morons.

no photo
Thu 05/22/08 06:51 PM
Welcome to the USA & welcome to this batch of crazies!! flowerforyou

starryeyed346's photo
Thu 05/22/08 07:13 PM
I didnt mean to literally commit vehicular manslaughter... not to actually hit a person while driving... I meant like.. punch them while driving. Its an american tradition... it makes no sense.. but we do it.


Single_Rob's photo
Thu 05/22/08 07:27 PM
Welcome sir, I hope you enjoy your time here and meet many new friends

itsmetina's photo
Thu 05/22/08 09:26 PM
welcomeflowerforyou

Fade2Black's photo
Thu 05/22/08 09:35 PM
You are right .. we have an incredibly awesome country and we fail to remember that. We have a saying that the "grass is always greener on the other side" .. but then you get there and find where you were was perfect for you!

Good luck and enjoy. flowerforyou

ffdickie's photo
Mon 05/26/08 12:13 AM
Hello & Welcome! drinker

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