Whatch some Midget Porn, It always brings a smile to my face..If you think Im a perv, Dont knock it, watch it first.

Where is the moment we needed the most
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost
You tell me your blue skies fade to grey
You tell me your passion's gone away
And I don't need no carryin' on

You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces everytime
And I don't need no carryin' on

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

Well you need a blue sky holiday
The point is they laugh at what you say
And I don't need no carryin' on

You had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day

(Oh.. Holiday..)

Sometimes the system goes on the blink
And the whole thing turns out wrong
You might not make it back and you know
That you could be well oh that strong
And I'm not wrong (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeeeah)

So where is the passion when you need it the most
Oh you and I
You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost

Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
You've seen what you like
And how does it feel for one more time
You had a bad day
You had a bad day

(Oh, yeah, yeaaah, yeah)
Had a bad day
(Oh, had a bad day)
Had a bad day
(Oh, yeah, yeah, yeeeeah)
Had a bad day
(Oh, had a bad day)
Had a bad day...
Had a bad day...

Do they have flat spots on their forehead to hold selected beverages?

Whatch some Midget Porn, It always brings a smile to my face..If you think Im a perv, Dont knock it, watch it first.

Nothing wrong with porn dude. Vertically challenged though, I dunno. To each his own. Like yesterday a lady in one of the chats here wanted to why guys grabbed their crotch in public. I responded by saying it feels good and encouraged her to try it by grabbing her own. That suggestion was about as welcome as a Baby Ruth in a swimming pool.

Wow .. Why didn't I think of that?

Never watch porn on a 64" screen. Nothing is small and the close up shots looks like someone ramming the space shuttle into a parking garage.

I believe I was the 'lady' and I wasn't rude about your suggestion at all .. I believe I laughed actually .. it was funny.




Can't argue with that. But, that one emoticon kinda had me goin. Anyway, my apologies to you. I still maintain that it does feel good when done in moderation.


yep that's exactly what I did .. so please quote me straight hon.

Never watch porn on a 64" screen. Nothing is small and the close up shots looks like someone ramming the space shuttle into a parking garage.

Can't argue with that. But, that one emoticon kinda had me goin. Anyway, my apologies to you. I still maintain that it does feel good when done in moderation.