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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 81
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 05/21/08 10:34 PM
I got to hand it to you hand, you're pretty handy! And your hand is pretty.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/21/08 10:36 PM
Actually I have ugly hands.....Ive always been a little shy about my hands.....I have crooked pinkies!!! mY MOM and my sister have pretty hands!! They could have been fabulous international hand models!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/21/08 10:36 PM
Crotch?? what are you thinking???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/21/08 10:45 PM
say your prayers little one don't forget, my son to include everyone tuck you in, warm within keep you free from sin till the sandman he comes sleep with one eye open gripping your pillow tight exit: light enter: nigth take my hand we're off to never never land something's wrong, shut the light heavy thoughts tonight and they aren't of snow white dreams of war, dreams of liars dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite exit: light enter: night take my hand we're off to never land now i lay me down to sleep pray the lord my soul to keep if i die before i wake pray the lord my soul to take hush little baby , don't say a word and never mind that noise you heard it's just the beasts under your bed, in your closet, in your head exit: light enter: night grain of sand exit: light enter: night take my hand we're off to never never land

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 05/21/08 10:45 PM
Dear diary, I did a lot of thinking today. First I thought about gypsy. Then I thought about a new vehicle that gets incredible mileage. So I went to my dodge dealership. I said to the salesman "Hey, where's my dodge dakota shortbox 2 wheel drive standard cab pickup truck with a 4 cylinder and 5 speed that gets 40 miles per gallon?" he started laughing and said "They don't make one, but I know where you're going with this so follow me!" so he took me over and showed me the 2008 jeep patriot with every thing I want for my needs and incredible mileage. Plain jane- no frills $13,900 dollars and they can't keep them in stock. Hottest selling vehicle in the us right now since gas went up.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/21/08 10:50 PM
Wow thats a good deal!!! I bought my car soley on the gas mileage and price.....but with all the taxes....it came to about $19,000!!! But great gas mileage!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 05/21/08 10:51 PM
At 3000 pounds and with my hydrogen fuel cells running at a comfortable 8% I should get 60- 65 miles per gallon. That sounds nice. Lifetime powertrain warranty. Just something to think about.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/21/08 10:52 PM
Still at the price of gas now....Im thinking I should buy a little bike thing....scooters or whatever......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/21/08 10:52 PM
Of course I have no idea how to ride one...... they go for about $3000

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 05/21/08 10:53 PM
Then diary I thought more about gypsy.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/21/08 10:55 PM
Then diary I thought more about gypsy. was I wearing clothes???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 05/21/08 10:56 PM
Still at the price of gas now....Im thinking I should buy a little bike thing....scooters or whatever...... if you get one make sure its bigger than 150 cc's and is a four stroke engine. Those little 2 strokes don't last long.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 05/21/08 10:57 PM
Then diary I thought more about gypsy. was I wearing clothes??? yeeeeeesssss. Scrubs.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/21/08 10:58 PM
Its just a thought.....Im kinda scared to ride one....Ive only been on the back of a bike

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/21/08 10:59 PM
Then diary I thought more about gypsy. was I wearing clothes??? yeeeeeesssss. Scrubs. Oh thats just sad!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Wed 05/21/08 11:03 PM
So diary I thought how am I ever going to meet gypsy? Its like almost impossible with this summers schedule. I thought the only way possible is if I encroached on my vacation time before I changed jobs. But still time could not be wasted. Flying? Waste of time, airport security, visa, passport, surcharges? F*ck that.

scotty1964 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 10197	Wed 05/21/08 11:03 PM
i was gonna come on here but........bikers crotch is all over the place....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/21/08 11:04 PM
So diary I thought how am I ever going to meet gypsy? Its like almost impossible with this summers schedule. I thought the only way possible is if I encroached on my vacation time before I changed jobs. But still time could not be wasted. Flying? Waste of time, airport security, visa, passport, surcharges? F*ck that. Oh I could figure something out!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Wed 05/21/08 11:05 PM
softens hands WHILE you do the dishes .......

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Wed 05/21/08 11:05 PM
i was gonna come on here but........bikers crotch is all over the place.... hiya scotty.....bikers name is now crotch!!! <----talk to the hand!!! Now a fabulous international hand model!!!