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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 81
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Thu 05/22/08 12:10 PM
ITS MOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVING!!! GET OUT THE VACCUUUM WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont have that kind of vacuum!!! Its one of those bagless kinds!!!! GET OUT THE BROOM !!! THE KILLING SHOE !! BOOTS!! KILLLLLITTTT KKKKKKIIIIILLLLLLLL IITTTTT !!!!! BEFORE IT BREEEDS!!THEN YOU'LL HAVE HUNDREDS OF EM!!!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Thu 05/22/08 12:11 PM
DD Another year has past.....this afternoon I have to go get my fine china checked. pap smear?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/22/08 12:13 PM
ITS MOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVING!!! GET OUT THE VACCUUUM WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I dont have that kind of vacuum!!! Its one of those bagless kinds!!!! BUT THE BROOM WILL KNOCK IT TO THE GROUND AND THEN I WONT BE ABLE TO FIND IT AND THEN IT WILL CRAWL ON ME WHILE IM SLEEPING AND OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! GET OUT THE BROOM !!! THE KILLING SHOE !! BOOTS!! KILLLLLITTTT KKKKKKIIIIILLLLLLLL IITTTTT !!!!! BEFORE IT BREEEDS!!THEN YOU'LL HAVE HUNDREDS OF EM!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/22/08 12:14 PM
DD Another year has past.....this afternoon I have to go get my fine china checked. pap smear?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/22/08 12:14 PM
Ooooohhhh. I showed up to the place to load and the guy shrugs his shoulders and says "That loads on hold! They are full of material. Call your boss." so I called my boss and said " yer a fzckup oooooppppss!" Sooooooo what are you hauling now?? I'm loading "fines". Its melted blobs of steel from the steel mill. They have cooled down but they look wild. But I'm setting next to a pile of platinum. Be cool to grab some. Tiny little pile worth 10 grand.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/22/08 12:16 PM
dEAR DIARY.......doesnt biker's butt ever get sore from driving and sitting all the time??? I was stuck in traffic for 2 hours a few weeks ago and my butt was numb.....and I got all cranky!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/22/08 12:20 PM
Nah, I got a 2 grand air seat that has air lumbar support. I got creature comforts.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/22/08 12:22 PM
and Im still in my jammies!!! By the time I get to the beach it will be time to come home!!! Ok just one more tea......

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Thu 05/22/08 12:22 PM
Is it nice and bouncy for the lot lizards?

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 05/22/08 12:23 PM
I cannot be SICK SUDDENLY to go watch

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/22/08 12:27 PM
But what I wanted to say gypsy before I was so rudely interrupted by my bosshole was that I would make the sacrifice and do sturgis with you. You will be treated like a princess. I can guarantee a grand time you will remember forever. But I have to start planning now. Today. Because last week I cancelled all my freinds sturgis plans. They are gonna think I'm nuts. I need to mail your helmet and road clothes out to my denmother ahead of time so you lack nothing. Because I will ride out on my fast bike. Its 610 miles from my house. I would make this crazy vacation sacrifice for you. To meet you. And share some memorable times.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/22/08 12:30 PM
But what I wanted to say gypsy before I was so rudely interrupted by my bosshole was that I would make the sacrifice and do sturgis with you. You will be treated like a princess. I can guarantee a grand time you will remember forever. But I have to start planning now. Today. Because last week I cancelled all my freinds sturgis plans. They are gonna think I'm nuts. I need to mail your helmet and road clothes out to my denmother ahead of time so you lack nothing. Because I will ride out on my fast bike. Its 610 miles from my house. I would make this crazy vacation sacrifice for you. To meet you. And share some memorable times. Ok.....give me the dates so I can take some time off Lol me at sturgis!!! Whereeeeeeeez my bumless chaps???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/22/08 12:33 PM
Is it nice and bouncy for the lot lizards? sorry, I have an emotional attatchment to my penis. Its all sleek, healthy, and finely manicured. Wanna keep it that way.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/22/08 12:34 PM
Dear diary.......I dont even know what a lot lizard is?

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 05/22/08 12:40 PM
Dear Journal .... I fear I KNOW what a lot lizard is, BUT I can say I have the utmost restraint Oh yeha AND dignity

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/22/08 12:41 PM
Dear Journal .... I fear I KNOW what a lot lizard is, BUT I can say I have the utmost restraint Oh yeha AND dignity wellllllllll will someone tell me what it is???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Thu 05/22/08 12:43 PM
Ok......I seriously have to get dressed!!! Email me the details biker......I gotta hit the beach!!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 05/22/08 12:49 PM
Dear Journal .... I fear I KNOW what a lot lizard is, BUT I can say I have the utmost restraint Oh yeha AND dignity wellllllllll will someone tell me what it is??? A lot lizard is a woman of "ill-repute", looking to exercise her craft on typically , a longhaul driver , or truck driver ... enjoy

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/22/08 12:49 PM
I will give you details gypsy as soon as I can.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 05/22/08 12:52 PM
Dear Journal .... I fear I KNOW what a lot lizard is, BUT I can say I have the utmost restraint Oh yeha AND dignity wellllllllll will someone tell me what it is??? truckstop parking lot lizard prostitute.