Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless
I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing
when I want with my old buddies, and don't you
give me a hard time about it.


Those are my rules. Any comments?'

His new bride said:

No, that's fine with me.

Just understand that there will be sex
here at seven o'clock every night...
whether you're here or not.'

(DARN SHE'S GOOD!)

Good one!!!!!!!

niiice

i will drink to that