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This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely You don’t always have to f#ck her hard In fact sometimes that’s not right to do Sometimes you’ve got to make some love And f#ckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you’ve got to say please Sometime you’ve got to say hey I’m gonna F#ck you softly I’m gonna screw you gently I’m gonna hump you sweetly I’m gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That’s f#ckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That’s cool with me Its not my favorite But I’ll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I’m gonna love you completely And then I’ll f#ckin f#ck you discreetly And then I’ll f#cking bone you completely But then I’m gonna f#ck you hard Hard Tenacious D |
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hahaahahahah
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He has got some major issues! Ha ha ha... WackJob |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hSydUKfG5U is the best !! love making song ever ! !
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this one is a favorite also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILf-54Smv9M
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OGfBGOCpk I could show good ones all night....
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This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don’t always have to f#ck her hard In fact sometimes that’s not right to do Sometimes you’ve got to make some love And f#ckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you’ve got to say please Sometime you’ve got to say hey I’m gonna F#ck you softly I’m gonna screw you gently I’m gonna hump you sweetly I’m gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That’s f#ckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That’s cool with me Its not my favorite But I’ll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I’m gonna love you completely And then I’ll f#ckin f#ck you discreetly And then I’ll f#cking bone you completely But then I’m gonna f#ck you hard Hard Tenacious D Lol. I have a friend who has an INCREDIBLE voice. He does a solo project and has a band and this is his signature song. He sang it accapella in my kitchen a couple months ago. myspace. com /nimblejim |
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Edited by
guyguy1225
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Tue 05/20/08 09:07 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ACoiCMcjo&feature=related ok ok this the last one,but had to add it!!!
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This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don’t always have to f#ck her hard In fact sometimes that’s not right to do Sometimes you’ve got to make some love And f#ckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you’ve got to say please Sometime you’ve got to say hey I’m gonna F#ck you softly I’m gonna screw you gently I’m gonna hump you sweetly I’m gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That’s f#ckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That’s cool with me Its not my favorite But I’ll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I’m gonna love you completely And then I’ll f#ckin f#ck you discreetly And then I’ll f#cking bone you completely But then I’m gonna f#ck you hard Hard Tenacious D Lol. I have a friend who has an INCREDIBLE voice. He does a solo project and has a band and this is his signature song. He sang it accapella in my kitchen a couple months ago. myspace. com /nimblejim Just have to add that Im pretty sure the Zanzibar/teamwork lines are my fave. Im such a dork. |
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hey roller derby girl...I remember you
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OGfBGOCpk I could show good ones all night.... I like that song. I like Billy Currington's Must Be Doing Something Right |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OGfBGOCpk I could show good ones all night.... I like that song. I like Billy Currington's Must Be Doing Something Right |
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