Topic: Best Love Song Ever.
MikeOxbig's photo
Tue 05/20/08 02:57 PM
This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to f#ck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And f#ckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna F#ck you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That’s f#ckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I’ll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I’ll f#ckin f#ck you discreetly
And then I’ll f#cking bone you completely
But then I’m gonna f#ck you hard
Hard


Tenacious D

thisisboring's photo
Tue 05/20/08 02:58 PM
hahaahahahah

SimplyElla's photo
Tue 05/20/08 03:04 PM
noway

He has got some major issues! Ha ha ha... WackJoblaugh

guyguy1225's photo
Tue 05/20/08 08:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hSydUKfG5U is the best !! love making song ever ! !:heart: :heart:

guyguy1225's photo
Tue 05/20/08 08:57 PM
this one is a favorite also :heart: :heart: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILf-54Smv9M

guyguy1225's photo
Tue 05/20/08 09:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OGfBGOCpk :heart: I could show good ones all night....

Kravynn's photo
Tue 05/20/08 09:04 PM

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to f#ck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And f#ckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna F#ck you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That’s f#ckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I’ll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I’ll f#ckin f#ck you discreetly
And then I’ll f#cking bone you completely
But then I’m gonna f#ck you hard
Hard


Tenacious D


Lol. I have a friend who has an INCREDIBLE voice. He does a solo project and has a band and this is his signature song. He sang it accapella in my kitchen a couple months ago. myspace. com /nimblejim

guyguy1225's photo
Tue 05/20/08 09:06 PM
Edited by guyguy1225 on Tue 05/20/08 09:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ACoiCMcjo&feature=related ok ok this the last one,but had to add it!!!:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

Kravynn's photo
Tue 05/20/08 09:08 PM


This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to f#ck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And f#ckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna F#ck you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That’s f#ckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I’ll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I’ll f#ckin f#ck you discreetly
And then I’ll f#cking bone you completely
But then I’m gonna f#ck you hard
Hard


Tenacious D


Lol. I have a friend who has an INCREDIBLE voice. He does a solo project and has a band and this is his signature song. He sang it accapella in my kitchen a couple months ago. myspace. com /nimblejim

Just have to add that Im pretty sure the Zanzibar/teamwork lines are my fave. Im such a dork.

guyguy1225's photo
Tue 05/20/08 09:10 PM
hey roller derby girl...I remember youdrinker drinker drinker

wendynhouston's photo
Tue 05/20/08 09:10 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OGfBGOCpk :heart: I could show good ones all night....


I like that song.

I like Billy Currington's Must Be Doing Something Right

guyguy1225's photo
Tue 05/20/08 09:23 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9OGfBGOCpk :heart: I could show good ones all night....


I like that song.

I like Billy Currington's Must Be Doing Something Right
thanks ....he's pretty good alsodrinker drinker