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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 15 | |
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 she likes to eat roses
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 favorite part of football is the team showers
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would you like to scrub my back?
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would you like to scrub my back? hahahahahahaha |
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is really an elf king
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is really an elf king likes to massage cows udders, because it turns her on.  
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loves to tell family oriented jokes...
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is in training to be a snake sexer
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has a GPS system built into her head
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She likes guys with big heads.
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he mates dogs with cats
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She changes the subway station signs so people get off at the wrong stops
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she bakes fruit pies with artificial fruit
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She uses splenda in her fruit pies.
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he makes fruit pies with fruit flies
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Wants to monitor my computer, so I can go on vacation
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is really an elf king HELLS YEAH I AM.... well a Drow (dark elf) king |
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sneaks chocolate pudding out the fridge at midnight and shares it with garfield
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Goes around the neighborhood setting off car alarms at 3 AM
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Keeps dinner in bird cages...
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