Run as fast I can and then have nightmares all night long !.

hmmm, heck no! lol

maybe ask them how big their home is. Let them know I come with 5 kids, 1 grandchild, some fish, a crazy mother and stepfather that arent together as a couple but are. ( If that makes any sense to you )And tell him as long as he promises not to get upset when lil brother drives around the yard at 3 am on his 4 wheeler hooting an hollering ... Well then... sure thang! Oh and yes, he must be able to deal with insane answering machine messages since me and my sisters are forever in competetion to see who can leave the wackiest message. My twin so far has won hands down everytime!

let me see the ring

Wake up the next day and get it annulled

I would smile.. say:


awwww.. thanks for the compliment! But I'm not looking to get married

Sappy? maybe... but I see no need to hurt anyone's feelings unless they have it coming to them