would you like a raw egg or maybe some fries with that?

Bud Light

Margaritas

I like beer cause it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring

I drink beer when I am sad
Cuz the beer it makes me glad
There is nothing left to say
So let’s go drink beer.

BEER IS GOOD! (x 3)
...AND STUFF!

BEER IS GOOD! (x 3)
Let’s go drink some...

BEER! (Beer...) (x 6)

When it’s warm it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more

They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let’s go drive a car.

I am drunk, drunk is me.
I am drunk... WHEEEEEE!
*yes, he really was drunk*


Psychostick BEER IS GOOD

Zima on the rocks.

Wine Coolers on the rocks.

Mmmm... good.