The boss had to fire somebody. He had narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, as they were both
super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the
first one who used the water cooler the next day. Debra came in the next
morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to
the water cooler to take an Aspirin. The boss approached her and said,
"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to either lay you, or
Jack, off." "Could you jack off?" she asked. "I feel like ****."

that a classic lol lol lol lol

didn't Bush say that in th Whitehouse?

Good one

Must make a note to hire 2 employees with those names.. preferrably both
females

Never knew it had so much side benefits, as well....

Come to think of it they too would get their side of benefits.. how
would they ever get fired with their names !

whisper.. that was funny