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Topic: top things someone's mom....
beebee620 Joined Thu 07/05/07 Posts: 2066	Mon 05/19/08 03:30 PM Edited by beebee620 on Mon 05/19/08 03:56 PM
has said to you? (your mom or someone else's doesnt matter) "you have to play hard to get with him.....he likes the chase....." my ex's mom

Wolf19 Joined Wed 01/23/08 Posts: 6172	Mon 05/19/08 03:32 PM


No1sLove Joined Wed 04/16/08 Posts: 10342	Mon 05/19/08 03:35 PM
Do you think I don't see you feeding the dog peas under the table? I have eyes on my feet you know? She also had them on the back of her head.

Angelface2000 Joined Mon 03/10/08 Posts: 1930	Mon 05/19/08 03:35 PM
I once dated a guy and on the first date he stopped by his moms house and insisted I come inside...while he was using the little boys room, she proceeded to say,"He's a great catch, even though hes hung like a field mouse" I was puzzled then, mortified...couldnt wait for that date to be over...wow!!

Bornnaked Joined Sun 07/29/07 Posts: 2359	Mon 05/19/08 03:37 PM
I once dated a guy and on the first date he stopped by his moms house and insisted I come inside...while he was using the little boys room, she proceeded to say,"He's a great catch, even though hes hung like a field mouse" I was puzzled then, mortified...couldnt wait for that date to be over...wow!! Makes you wonder how Mom knew that.

Smiggers Joined Sun 05/18/08 Posts: 161	Mon 05/19/08 03:38 PM
If I have to tell you one more time!!!! Always was afraid to find out what would happen if she had to tell me one more time.

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Mon 05/19/08 03:39 PM
If I have to tell you one more time!!!! Always was afraid to find out what would happen if she had to tell me one more time. You never found out???? You were a good girl, weren't you?

therooster Joined Mon 03/31/08 Posts: 866	Mon 05/19/08 03:39 PM
I once dated a guy and on the first date he stopped by his moms house and insisted I come inside...while he was using the little boys room, she proceeded to say,"He's a great catch, even though hes hung like a field mouse" I was puzzled then, mortified...couldnt wait for that date to be over...wow!! Makes you wonder how Mom knew that.

dae11x Joined Thu 10/25/07 Posts: 1554	Mon 05/19/08 03:40 PM
Right before I moved to AZ, I was on the outs with my boyfriend. My Mom told me to get him to drive the U-Haul here from Minnesota and then dump him.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Mon 05/19/08 03:41 PM
When you get something in your head it never gets down to your feet!!!

Snoman1951 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 5731	Mon 05/19/08 03:45 PM
"I didn't anticipate this" right before my mom died

dae11x Joined Thu 10/25/07 Posts: 1554	Mon 05/19/08 03:47 PM
"I didn't anticipate this" right before my mom died My sympathies.

littleike Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 4325	Mon 05/19/08 03:48 PM
moms are useualy right, if i would of listen to my mom i would of saved myself alot of heartache, most things she said eventualy came true

kkKen Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 11228	Mon 05/19/08 03:49 PM
If you fall and break your leg,don't come running to me?????????? Or the ever popular-Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.......how do you do this one

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Mon 05/19/08 03:52 PM
You're cute-very disturbing

Unknow Joined Sat 10/21/06 Posts: 3353	Mon 05/19/08 03:52 PM
If you say that one more time ...I will rip off your head and throw it in your face

Snoman1951 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 5731	Mon 05/19/08 03:55 PM
"I didn't anticipate this" right before my mom died My sympathies. Thanks

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Mon 05/19/08 03:57 PM
"I didn't anticipate this" right before my mom died My sympathies. Thanks My mom's last words to me were "What a dumbass" she died about 4 hours later.

beebee620 Joined Thu 07/05/07 Posts: 2066	Mon 05/19/08 04:31 PM
"moist penetration......you'll need that someday" true story....on vacation, my mom said that when the topic or words my sister hates came up

dae11x Joined Thu 10/25/07 Posts: 1554	Mon 05/19/08 05:31 PM
"moist penetration......you'll need that someday" true story....on vacation, my mom said that when the topic or words my sister hates came up EEEEEKKKKK!!!! Our Moms aren't supposed to know that kind of stuff.