Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre,
kiss me !!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie
lips. "What are you doing, Pierre ?" says the startled Marie."I am
Pierre, the fighter pilot !! When I have red meat, I have red wine !!"
She smiles and they start kissing.Things began to heat up a little and
Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open,
grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. "Pierre !!
What are you doing now ?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the
fighter pilot !! When I have white meat, I have white wine !!" She
giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really
steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me
much lower !!"Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac
and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac
on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist
deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE,
WHAT THE F**K DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ?" Our 'hero' stands and says
defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot !! If I go down, I go down in
flames !!"

TOO FUNNY

Talking about Get-R-Done! ROFLMAO

ROTFLMAO
Bearifically funny,yet consumingly frightening.

as painful as that sounds...thats freakin awesomely funny!