Topic: And On The Menu Today We Have...
uk1971's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:08 AM
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?"
she inquires with a knowing smile,
"Can I help you?"
"I was wondering",
whispers the man,
"Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes",
she purrs,
"indeed I am"
The man replies
"Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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Sun 05/18/08 09:11 AM
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Sun 05/18/08 09:25 AM
For real!! sick noway laugh laugh