A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for
Social Security.

The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to
verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his
wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed
to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back
later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt
revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest
is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security
application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience
at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your
pants. You might have gotten disability too."

Now that was funny!

that was good
hahahahahahaha
lol