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| Topic: WHAT A PERFECT WOMAN WOULD SAY | |
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* I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.
* Are you sure you've had enough to drink? * I'm bored. Let's shave my little kitty, you big lion king! * Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! * God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust! * I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? * You're so sexy when you're hungover. * I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. * Let's subscribe to Hustler. * Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? * Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses. * I'll be out painting the house. * I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. * Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see! * I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. * No, no ... I'll take the car to have the oil changed. * Your mother did a great job raising you. * Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs. * I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever. * Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies? * Not the mall again! Come on let's go to that new strip joint! * Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8. * You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings. * That was a great fart! Do another one! * I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you...   |
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AS IF ANY WOMEN WELL SAY AOO OF THAT
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Edited by
pghlady
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Sat 05/17/08 12:46 PM
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I don't think you're funny. I think it's funny you're only 5'5"!!!! Now that's hilarious!!!!!!!
 That is REALLY funny!!!
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I love it all that's a PERFECT WOMAN RIGHT THERE...... .............Yes I'll have another one
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....very disappointed the one for the guys had some reality base to it...this one is a "BIG JOKE"...walking away disillusioned...  ...sorry I asked... ~wicked~
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hopeless guy no thing left too do with him
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$1.00
There's a dollar go to the $.99 store and buy a sense of humor......
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