Topic: The Penis List
uk1971's photo
Sat 05/17/08 12:07 PM
The 7-Up penis - The UN-penis.
The ABC Penis - Watched by millions of viewers
The Absolut Vodka penis - It's absolut' perfection.
The Alka-Seltzer penis - Plop, plop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is...
The All State penis - You're in good hands.
The American Express penis - Don't leave home without it.
The AMTRAK Penis - All Aboard
The AOL Penis - It's so easy to use, no wonder it is #1.
The Army penis - Be all that you can be.
The AT&T Penis Reach out and touch someone
The Avis penis - Trying harder than ever.
The Bacardi penis - Taste the feeling.
The Barney penis - It says "I love you!"
The Barq's Penis - The one with bite.
The Baskins-Robbins Penis - 31 flavors.
The Beatles Penis - Now half the size it used be.
The Beavis penis - Look! it's changing color!
The Beef Penis - It's what's for dinner.
The Bic Lighter Penis - Go ahead and flick my penis.
The Big Red penis - It's longer with big red.
The Borden penis - It's GOT to be good.
The Borg penis - Resistance is futile.
The Bounce Penis With Static-Guard!
The Bounty Penis - The quicker picker-upper.
The Bud Lite penis - Great taste, less filling.
The Budweiser Penis - This bud's for you.
The Burger King Penis - Have it your way.
The Burger King Penis II - It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
The Butterfinger penis - Nobody better lay a finger on my penis
The California Lotto penis - Who's next?
The Calloway Putter penis - It will improve your stroke.
The Campbells Soup penis - Mmmm mmm good
The Captain Planet penis - Go PENIS!!
The Champion penis - The official penis of the 2004 USA Olympic team
The Charmin Double Roll penis - It lasts longer because it IS longer.
The Charmin penis - Don't squeeze the penis!
The Chevy Truck penis - Like a rock!
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis - It's the adult thing to do.
The Citibank Visa penis - It's everywhere you want to be.
The CNN Sports Illustrated penis - As interactive as you can get without
getting bruised.
The Cobain Penis - It blows itself away.
The Coca Cola penis - Always the Real Thing.
The Coco Puff Penis - You'll go cuckoo for penises.
The Colgate Penis - Now that's something to smile about
The Crest penis - Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
The Dairy Queen penis - Hot eats, cool treats
The Dairy Queen Penis II - We treat you right!
The Dial penis - Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
The Diet Coke penis - Just for the taste of it...
The Diet Pepsi penis - You got the right one, baby.
The Disney Penis - It's a small one after all
The Disney Penis - When you wish upon a penis
The Dodge Neon penis - There's a "lot more to love!"
The Domino's Pizza Penis - Delivers in 30 min or less.
The Doublemint penis - Chewing really satisfies.
The Doublemint penis - Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Dr. Pepper Penis - Wouldn't you like to be a penis too?
The Edge Shaving Cream penis - Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.
The Eggo Penis - Leggo my penis
The Energizer Penis - It keeps going and going...
The Equal penis - Tastes like Sugar.
The Erricson Cell Phone penis - Whip out your little one.
The Excedrin penis - It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Extra penis - Lasts an extra extra extra long time
The Exxon Penis - Put a penis in your tank
The Flintstone's Vitamins Penis - 10 million strong and growing.
The Folger's Crystals penis - The best part of wakin up is a penis in your
cup.
The Ford Penis - Built Ford tough
The Ford penis II - Have you driven a penis lately?
The Ford penis III - The best never rest.
The Franks Red Hot Sauce penis - It's the oooh without the ouch.
The Frosted Flakes penis - They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
The FTD penis - Some of life's best moments come FTD.
The General Electric penis - We bring good things to life!
The Generic penis - One size fits all.
The George of the Jungle penis - Watch out for that....tree?
The Gillette penis - The best a man can get.
The GMC Envoy penis - It's the real mcCoy.
The GMC Yukon penis - Beautifully designed. Powerfully built. Genetically
engineered.
The Grand Prix - Wider is Better
The Hamburger Helper Penis - Makes a great meal!
The Hardees Breakfast penis - Rise and shine.
The Heinz Penis - Good things come to those who wait.
The Highlander penis - In the end, there can be only one.
The Invasion of the Body Snatchers penis - "They're here already! You're
next... YOU'RE NEXT!"
The Janet Jackson penis - What have you done for ME lately?
The Jell-o Penis - Look at it wiggle, see it jiggle.
The Jell-o Penis II - There's always room for penis
The Jewel penis - Take a new look at an old friend.
The Jolly Green GIANT Penis - Self-explanatory
The Juicyfruit penis - The taste is gonna move ya.
The Just For Men Penis - A sure thing for a natural look.
The Kenny Rodgers penis - Very very hairy.
The Kenny Rogers Penis - You've got to know when to hold 'em.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken penis - Finger licking good.
The Kix Penis - Kid tested, mother approved.
The Knick Knack Patty Wack penis - This old man comes rolling home!!
The Lava Lamp penis - Hee hee hee!!!!!
The Lays penis - Betcha can't eat just one.
The Life Call penis - It's fallen and it can't get up.
The Life penis - Mikey likes it.
The Life Savers penis - Five fruity flavors.
The Little Caesar's penis - Penis!! Penis!!
The Little Caesar's penis II - Pleaser!! Pleaser!!
The Lucent Penis - We make the things that make penises work
The Lucky Charms penis - They're magically delicious
The Luv's penis - It'll take a load off your mind.
The M&M penis - Melts in your mouth, not in your hand
The Macintosh Penis Power is everything
The Macintosh penis II - It does more,it costs less,it's that simple.
The Magnavox penis - Smart. Very Smart.
The Maxwell House penis - Good to the last drop
The Mazda penis - It just feels right.
The McDonald's penis - Over 8 billion served.
The McDonald's Penis II: Have you had your break today?
The MCI penis - For friends and family!
The Men's Healthy Magazine penis - It's a perfect fit.
The Microsoft penis - Where do you want to go today?
The Milk Penis - It does a body good.
The Milk Penis II: Got penis?
The Miller Lite Penis - Great taste, less filling.
The Molson Penis - An honest penis makes its own friends.
The Mortal Kombat penis - Nothing can prepare you.
The Mr. Clean penis - Is it wet or is it dry?
The Mylanta Penis - My Doctor said my penis
The NBA on TNT penis - Ever want something so bad it hurts?
The NBC News Penis - Now more than ever..
The Neon penis - Hi.
The New York Lotto penis - Cause hey - you never know.
The Newport penis - It's alive with pleasure.
The Nike penis - Just do it.
The Nuprin penis - Little, Yellow, Different.
The Nyquil penis - The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching,
burning, so you can rest penis.
The Oasics Running Shoe penis - There's one less excuse to skip a day.
The Oasis penis - Thinks it's the Beatles penis.
The Ocean Spray Penis - Crave the Penis
The Payday penis - Its almost totally nuts!
The Phantom of the Opera Penis - Music of the night
The Phillips MOM penis - It's always stimulant free.
The Pillsbury Flour penis - It comes plain or self rising.
The Pinocchio Penis - The longer you lie, the more it grows.
The Pizza Hut penis - Makin' it great. Again and Again.
The Pontiac penis - Built for kicks, Built for Keeps!
The Pork Penis - The other white meat
The Portofino Bay penis - Extraordinary. Exciting. Exceptional.
The Post Selects Cereal penis - Not everything that goes into "Post Selects"
fits.
The Pringles penis - Once you pop, you can't stop
The Prudential Penis - Rock-solid penis
The Psychic penis - It knows you are coming before you do..
The Purdue Chicken penis - More meat, less bone.
The Purple Pickle penis - Heh heh
The Ragu Penis - Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Raid penis - Kills bugs dead.
The Rave Music penis - Ya'll ready for this?
The Reach Toothbrush penis - It cleans hard to reach places.
The Reese's Penis - How do you eat your penis?
The Rice Krispies penis - What does your penis say to you?
The Rick James Penis - It's superfreaky.
The Right Guard penis - Anything less is uncivilized
The Robitussin Penis - Used by nine out of ten moms.
The Robutussin Penis II - Recommended by Dr. Mom.
The Rolaids Penis - It spells relief
The Rush Limbaugh penis - Bald and fat.
The Sanka penis - Get that good to the last drop feeling
The Sears Penis - Come see the brighter side of penis.
The Sears penis II - Come see the softer side.
The Secret penis - Strong enough for a man, ph-balanced for a woman
The Sega penis - PENIS!
The Siskel & Ebert penis - 2 thumbs up...
The Skittles penis - Taste the penis
The Slim Fast penis - Helps you loose weight, makes you feel great.
The Snickers penis - It satisfies you.
The Sony Play Station penis - You are not ready.
The Speed Stick Ultimate penis - It kills 99% of odor-causing germs for 24
hours.
The Springmaid penis - Makes you snore like a lady.
The Sprite Penis - Image is nothing... Taste is everything. Obey your Penis.
The Staples penis - Yeah, we got penis
The Star Trek penis - To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
The Star Wars Penis - Use the penis, Luke!
The Starburst penis - The juice is loose.
The Stick-Ups Penis - Stick it to em with penis!
The Subaru All Wheel Drive penis - You can put it where the sun don't shine.
The Subway penis - Where fresh is the taste.
The Sustecal Penis - More protein, less fat.
The Swiss Miss penis - The taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!
The Taco Bell Penis - It runs for the border.
The Taco Bell penis II - Yo quiero penis.
The Timex Penis - Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin
The Tombstone penis - What would you like on your penis?
The Tootsie Roll Pop penis - How many licks DOES it take ...?
The Toyota Penis - I love what you do for me.
The Toyota Penis II - Oh,what a feeling.
The Transformers penis - It's more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler penis - It makes mouths happy.
The Uncle Sam Penis - We want you.
The Vampire Lestat Penis - Drink from me and live forever.
The Viagra penis - It lets the dance begin.
The Virginia Slims Penis - You've come a long way, baby.
The Visa Penis - It's everywhere you want to be.
The Webster's Thesaurus Penis - How many words are there for penis?
The Wendy's Penis - Where's the beef?
The Wendy's Penis II - Hot and juicy
The Wheaties Penis - The breakfast of champions.
The Wizard of Oz Penis "Oh My!"
The Wonder Bubbles Penis - Magic wand inside!
The Yellow Pages Penis - Let your fingers do the walking

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MirrorMirror's photo
Sat 05/17/08 12:08 PM
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robert1652's photo
Sat 05/17/08 12:12 PM

The 7-Up penis - The UN-penis.
The ABC Penis - Watched by millions of viewers
The Absolut Vodka penis - It's absolut' perfection.
The Alka-Seltzer penis - Plop, plop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a relief it is...
The All State penis - You're in good hands.
The American Express penis - Don't leave home without it.
The AMTRAK Penis - All Aboard
The AOL Penis - It's so easy to use, no wonder it is #1.
The Army penis - Be all that you can be.
The AT&T Penis Reach out and touch someone
The Avis penis - Trying harder than ever.
The Bacardi penis - Taste the feeling.
The Barney penis - It says "I love you!"
The Barq's Penis - The one with bite.
The Baskins-Robbins Penis - 31 flavors.
The Beatles Penis - Now half the size it used be.
The Beavis penis - Look! it's changing color!
The Beef Penis - It's what's for dinner.
The Bic Lighter Penis - Go ahead and flick my penis.
The Big Red penis - It's longer with big red.
The Borden penis - It's GOT to be good.
The Borg penis - Resistance is futile.
The Bounce Penis With Static-Guard!
The Bounty Penis - The quicker picker-upper.
The Bud Lite penis - Great taste, less filling.
The Budweiser Penis - This bud's for you.
The Burger King Penis - Have it your way.
The Burger King Penis II - It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
The Butterfinger penis - Nobody better lay a finger on my penis
The California Lotto penis - Who's next?
The Calloway Putter penis - It will improve your stroke.
The Campbells Soup penis - Mmmm mmm good
The Captain Planet penis - Go PENIS!!
The Champion penis - The official penis of the 2004 USA Olympic team
The Charmin Double Roll penis - It lasts longer because it IS longer.
The Charmin penis - Don't squeeze the penis!
The Chevy Truck penis - Like a rock!
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis - It's the adult thing to do.
The Citibank Visa penis - It's everywhere you want to be.
The CNN Sports Illustrated penis - As interactive as you can get without
getting bruised.
The Cobain Penis - It blows itself away.
The Coca Cola penis - Always the Real Thing.
The Coco Puff Penis - You'll go cuckoo for penises.
The Colgate Penis - Now that's something to smile about
The Crest penis - Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
The Dairy Queen penis - Hot eats, cool treats
The Dairy Queen Penis II - We treat you right!
The Dial penis - Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
The Diet Coke penis - Just for the taste of it...
The Diet Pepsi penis - You got the right one, baby.
The Disney Penis - It's a small one after all
The Disney Penis - When you wish upon a penis
The Dodge Neon penis - There's a "lot more to love!"
The Domino's Pizza Penis - Delivers in 30 min or less.
The Doublemint penis - Chewing really satisfies.
The Doublemint penis - Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Dr. Pepper Penis - Wouldn't you like to be a penis too?
The Edge Shaving Cream penis - Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.
The Eggo Penis - Leggo my penis
The Energizer Penis - It keeps going and going...
The Equal penis - Tastes like Sugar.
The Erricson Cell Phone penis - Whip out your little one.
The Excedrin penis - It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Extra penis - Lasts an extra extra extra long time
The Exxon Penis - Put a penis in your tank
The Flintstone's Vitamins Penis - 10 million strong and growing.
The Folger's Crystals penis - The best part of wakin up is a penis in your
cup.
The Ford Penis - Built Ford tough
The Ford penis II - Have you driven a penis lately?
The Ford penis III - The best never rest.
The Franks Red Hot Sauce penis - It's the oooh without the ouch.
The Frosted Flakes penis - They're GGGRRRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
The FTD penis - Some of life's best moments come FTD.
The General Electric penis - We bring good things to life!
The Generic penis - One size fits all.
The George of the Jungle penis - Watch out for that....tree?
The Gillette penis - The best a man can get.
The GMC Envoy penis - It's the real mcCoy.
The GMC Yukon penis - Beautifully designed. Powerfully built. Genetically
engineered.
The Grand Prix - Wider is Better
The Hamburger Helper Penis - Makes a great meal!
The Hardees Breakfast penis - Rise and shine.
The Heinz Penis - Good things come to those who wait.
The Highlander penis - In the end, there can be only one.
The Invasion of the Body Snatchers penis - "They're here already! You're
next... YOU'RE NEXT!"
The Janet Jackson penis - What have you done for ME lately?
The Jell-o Penis - Look at it wiggle, see it jiggle.
The Jell-o Penis II - There's always room for penis
The Jewel penis - Take a new look at an old friend.
The Jolly Green GIANT Penis - Self-explanatory
The Juicyfruit penis - The taste is gonna move ya.
The Just For Men Penis - A sure thing for a natural look.
The Kenny Rodgers penis - Very very hairy.
The Kenny Rogers Penis - You've got to know when to hold 'em.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken penis - Finger licking good.
The Kix Penis - Kid tested, mother approved.
The Knick Knack Patty Wack penis - This old man comes rolling home!!
The Lava Lamp penis - Hee hee hee!!!!!
The Lays penis - Betcha can't eat just one.
The Life Call penis - It's fallen and it can't get up.
The Life penis - Mikey likes it.
The Life Savers penis - Five fruity flavors.
The Little Caesar's penis - Penis!! Penis!!
The Little Caesar's penis II - Pleaser!! Pleaser!!
The Lucent Penis - We make the things that make penises work
The Lucky Charms penis - They're magically delicious
The Luv's penis - It'll take a load off your mind.
The M&M penis - Melts in your mouth, not in your hand
The Macintosh Penis Power is everything
The Macintosh penis II - It does more,it costs less,it's that simple.
The Magnavox penis - Smart. Very Smart.
The Maxwell House penis - Good to the last drop
The Mazda penis - It just feels right.
The McDonald's penis - Over 8 billion served.
The McDonald's Penis II: Have you had your break today?
The MCI penis - For friends and family!
The Men's Healthy Magazine penis - It's a perfect fit.
The Microsoft penis - Where do you want to go today?
The Milk Penis - It does a body good.
The Milk Penis II: Got penis?
The Miller Lite Penis - Great taste, less filling.
The Molson Penis - An honest penis makes its own friends.
The Mortal Kombat penis - Nothing can prepare you.
The Mr. Clean penis - Is it wet or is it dry?
The Mylanta Penis - My Doctor said my penis
The NBA on TNT penis - Ever want something so bad it hurts?
The NBC News Penis - Now more than ever..
The Neon penis - Hi.
The New York Lotto penis - Cause hey - you never know.
The Newport penis - It's alive with pleasure.
The Nike penis - Just do it.
The Nuprin penis - Little, Yellow, Different.
The Nyquil penis - The nighttime coughing, sneezing, runny-nose, itching,
burning, so you can rest penis.
The Oasics Running Shoe penis - There's one less excuse to skip a day.
The Oasis penis - Thinks it's the Beatles penis.
The Ocean Spray Penis - Crave the Penis
The Payday penis - Its almost totally nuts!
The Phantom of the Opera Penis - Music of the night
The Phillips MOM penis - It's always stimulant free.
The Pillsbury Flour penis - It comes plain or self rising.
The Pinocchio Penis - The longer you lie, the more it grows.
The Pizza Hut penis - Makin' it great. Again and Again.
The Pontiac penis - Built for kicks, Built for Keeps!
The Pork Penis - The other white meat
The Portofino Bay penis - Extraordinary. Exciting. Exceptional.
The Post Selects Cereal penis - Not everything that goes into "Post Selects"
fits.
The Pringles penis - Once you pop, you can't stop
The Prudential Penis - Rock-solid penis
The Psychic penis - It knows you are coming before you do..
The Purdue Chicken penis - More meat, less bone.
The Purple Pickle penis - Heh heh
The Ragu Penis - Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Raid penis - Kills bugs dead.
The Rave Music penis - Ya'll ready for this?
The Reach Toothbrush penis - It cleans hard to reach places.
The Reese's Penis - How do you eat your penis?
The Rice Krispies penis - What does your penis say to you?
The Rick James Penis - It's superfreaky.
The Right Guard penis - Anything less is uncivilized
The Robitussin Penis - Used by nine out of ten moms.
The Robutussin Penis II - Recommended by Dr. Mom.
The Rolaids Penis - It spells relief
The Rush Limbaugh penis - Bald and fat.
The Sanka penis - Get that good to the last drop feeling
The Sears Penis - Come see the brighter side of penis.
The Sears penis II - Come see the softer side.
The Secret penis - Strong enough for a man, ph-balanced for a woman
The Sega penis - PENIS!
The Siskel & Ebert penis - 2 thumbs up...
The Skittles penis - Taste the penis
The Slim Fast penis - Helps you loose weight, makes you feel great.
The Snickers penis - It satisfies you.
The Sony Play Station penis - You are not ready.
The Speed Stick Ultimate penis - It kills 99% of odor-causing germs for 24
hours.
The Springmaid penis - Makes you snore like a lady.
The Sprite Penis - Image is nothing... Taste is everything. Obey your Penis.
The Staples penis - Yeah, we got penis
The Star Trek penis - To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
The Star Wars Penis - Use the penis, Luke!
The Starburst penis - The juice is loose.
The Stick-Ups Penis - Stick it to em with penis!
The Subaru All Wheel Drive penis - You can put it where the sun don't shine.
The Subway penis - Where fresh is the taste.
The Sustecal Penis - More protein, less fat.
The Swiss Miss penis - The taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!
The Taco Bell Penis - It runs for the border.
The Taco Bell penis II - Yo quiero penis.
The Timex Penis - Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin
The Tombstone penis - What would you like on your penis?
The Tootsie Roll Pop penis - How many licks DOES it take ...?
The Toyota Penis - I love what you do for me.
The Toyota Penis II - Oh,what a feeling.
The Transformers penis - It's more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler penis - It makes mouths happy.
The Uncle Sam Penis - We want you.
The Vampire Lestat Penis - Drink from me and live forever.
The Viagra penis - It lets the dance begin.
The Virginia Slims Penis - You've come a long way, baby.
The Visa Penis - It's everywhere you want to be.
The Webster's Thesaurus Penis - How many words are there for penis?
The Wendy's Penis - Where's the beef?
The Wendy's Penis II - Hot and juicy
The Wheaties Penis - The breakfast of champions.
The Wizard of Oz Penis "Oh My!"
The Wonder Bubbles Penis - Magic wand inside!
The Yellow Pages Penis - Let your fingers do the walking

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Duffy's photo
Sat 05/17/08 12:20 PM
say do you guys have penis envy or what....noway

michelle75's photo
Sat 05/17/08 12:21 PM
thats hell of funny lollaugh

Sexyklp4U's photo
Sat 05/17/08 12:33 PM
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