A suspicious wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed
with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and
cutting firewood power, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back
door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his
tally-whacker in a vice and then secured it tightly and removed the
handle. Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop! You're
not gonna cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?'

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her
husband's hand and said...... 'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on
fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.'

ouch!

Amen to that one!

teeheeheeee

That was too good.

And by the way. I'd have cut threw that work bench in record time.