Topic: THE OLD COW
tigerman1956's photo
Thu 02/08/07 09:26 AM

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road
one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver
tried to avoid it but couldn't The aged bovine was struck and killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
lobbyists.

About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive
wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling
happily, smeared with lipstick.

"What happened to you," asked Hillary?

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his
wife gave me the wine, And their beautiful twin daughters made
passionate love to me."!

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm
Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.

The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

karmafury's photo
Thu 02/08/07 09:28 AM
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lma's photo
Thu 02/08/07 09:39 AM
LOL!!!!! That was good!laugh

LAMom's photo
Thu 02/08/07 09:42 AM
Now that was Funny !!! laugh laugh

Dave2722's photo
Thu 02/08/07 09:49 AM
Thank you for that, I really needed a little cheering up especially
right now. I just received word today by letter that my only brother by
blood relation had died on Jan. 3, 2007, and seeing a good joke helps
ease the loss.

LAMom's photo
Thu 02/08/07 09:52 AM
Dave, I am so sorry for your loss

karmafury's photo
Thu 02/08/07 09:59 AM
Sorry to hear about your loss Dave.

whispertoascream's photo
Thu 02/08/07 10:11 AM
Sorry to here about that Dave. Hope everything will be ok.


But good joke laugh

tigerman1956's photo
Thu 02/08/07 11:24 AM
DAVE,

SORRY ABOUT YOUR LOSS, I WILL KEEP YOU IN MY PRAYERS.

TIGERMAN1956

carebear19622's photo
Thu 06/25/09 02:21 PM
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