Artist/Band: Keith Toby
Lyrics for Song: Weed With Willie [Nelson, perv...]
Lyrics for Album: Shock'n Y'all
(Toby Keith/Scotty Emerick)

I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just could not wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it til' you tried it, Well I tried it my friend
And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and passed him around
The last words that I spoke before they tucked me in
Was I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus, the Honey Suckle Rose
The party was Vegas it was after the show.
Alone in the front lounge with just me and him,
With one parting puff grim creeper set in.

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we're passing the guitar and telling good jokes
I know ones a-comin' cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high

I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My parties all over before it begins
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I broke down and smoked weed with Willie again

Attitude

Attitude, you got some f*cking attitude
I can't believe what you said to me
You got some attitude

Inside your feeble brain there's probably a whore
If you don't shut your mouth you're gonna feel the floor

Attitude, the one you got, oh baby
Attitude, the one you got, oh baby
Attitude, attitude

Inside your feeble brain there's probably a whore
If you don't shut your mouth you're gonna feel the floor

Attitude, you got some f*cking attitude
(attitude) I can't believe what you said to me
You got some attitude

Attitude, you got some f*cking attitude
(attitude) I can't believe what you said to me
You got some attitude

Found Out About You

All last summer in case you don't recall,
I was yours and you were mine, forget it all,
Is there a line that I could write,
Sad enough to make you cry?
All the lines you wrote to me were lies...
Months roll past, the love that you struck dead,
Did you love me only in my head?
Well the things you said and did to me,
Seemed to come so easily,
The love I thought I'd won you give for free...

Whispers at the bus stop,
I heard about nights out in the school yard,
I found out about you...

Rumors follow everywhere you go,
Then you left and I was last to know,
Well you're famous now and there's no doubt,
All the places you hang out,
They know your name and know what you're about...

Whispers at the bus stop,
I heard about nights out in the school yard,
I found out about you...

Street lights break on through the car window,
And the time too often on AM radio,
Well you know it's all I think about,
I write your name, drive past your house,
Your boyfriend's over, I watch your light go out...

Whispers at the bus stop,
I heard about nights out in the school yard,
I found out about you...

MAD WORLD - TEARS FOR FEARS

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
WORN OUT PLACES
WORN OUT FACES

BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THEIR DAILY RACES
GOING NOWHERE
GOING NOWHERE

THEIR TEARS ARE FILLING UP THEIR GLASSES
NO EXPRESSIONS
NO EXPRESSIONS

HIDE MY HEAD I WANT TO DROWN MY SORROW
NO TOMORROW
NO TOMORROW

AND I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY
I FIND IT KIND OF SAD
THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DYING
ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD
I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU
'CAUSE I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE
WHEN PEOPLE RUN IN CIRCLES
IT'S A VERY, VERY
MAD WORLD
MAD WORLD
MAD WORLD
MAD WORLD

CHILDREN WAITING FOR THE DAY THEY FEEL GOOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

MADE TO FEEL THE WAY THAT EVERY CHILD SHOULD
SIT AND LISTEN
SIT AND LISTEN

WENT TO SCHOOL AND I WAS VERY NERVOUS
NO ONE KNEW ME
NO ONE KNEW ME

NOW THE TEACHER TELLS ME WHAT'S MY LESSON
LOOK RIGHT THROUGH ME
LOOK RIGHT THROUGH ME

AND I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY
I FIND IT KIND OF SAD
THE DREAMS IN WHICH I'M DYING
ARE THE BEST I EVER HAD
I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU
'CAUSE I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE
WHEN PEOPLE RUN IN CIRCLES
IT'S A VERY, VERY
MAD WORLD
MAD WORLD
MAD WORLD
MAD WORLD

Outside

And you
Can bring me to my knees
Yeah

All this time
That I could make you breathe
Yeah

All the times
That I felt insecure
Yeah

And I leave
A burning path of flame

I’m on the outside
I’m looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
Cause inside you’re ugly
You’re Ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you

All this time
That I felt like this won’t add
Once for you

And I taste
What I could never have
It’s from you

All those times
That I tried
My intentions
Full of pride
And I waist
More time than anyone

I’m on the outside
I’m looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
Cause inside you’re ugly
You’re ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you

All the times
That I’ve cried
All that’s wasted
It’s all inside

And I feel
All this pain
Stuffed it down
It’s back again

And I lie
Here in bed
All alone
I can’t mend

And I feel
Tomorrow will be okay
But I know

That I’m on the outside
I’m looking in
I can see through you
See your true colors
Cause inside you’re ugly
You’re ugly like me
I can see through you
See to the real you

The Great Rock'n'Roll Swindle

People said we couldn't play
The called us foul-mouthed yobs
But the only notes that really count
Are the ones that come in wads

They all drowned when the air turned blue
'Cos we didn't give a toss
Filthy lucre, ain't nothing new
But we all get cash from the chaos

The time is right to do it now
The greatest rock'n'roll swindle
The time is right to do it now

E.M.I. said you're out of hand
And they gave us the boot
But they couldn't sack us, just like that
Without giving us the loot

Thank you kindly A & M
They said we were out of bounds
But that ain't bad for two weeks work
And 75,000 pounds

The time is right to do it now
The greatest rock'n'roll swindle
The time is right to do it now

The time is right to do it now
The greatest rock'n'roll swindle
The time is right to do it now

I just wanna play with my band
Are you good enough for me
Hiya boys I'm the choosen one
Can't you f*cking see

I'm a jealous god and I want everything
And I love you with a knife
I'll take you, if you're ready for me
And I'll give you my life

The time is right to do it now
The greatest rock'n'roll swindle
The time is right to do it now

The time is right for Nickey's Special
The greatest rock'n'roll star
The time is right for me, now!

Even In His Youth

Even in his youth
He was nothing

Kept his body clean
Goin Nowhere

Daddy Was Ashamed
He was something

Discrased The Family Name
He was something

The thief is born before you're through
Ive Got Nothing Left To Prove
If I Die Before I Wake
Hope I Dont Come Back Asleep

Yeah Yeah Yeah!

Even in his youth
He was nothing

Kept his body clean
Goin Nowhere

Daddy was ashamed
He was nothing

Discrased the family name
Goin nowhere

The thief is born before you're through
Ive Got Nothing Left To Prove
If I Die Before I Wake
Hope I Dont Come Back Asleep

Oh, ah, yeah!

The thief is born before you're through
Ive Got Nothing Left To Prove
If I Die Before I Wake
Hope I Dont Come Back Again!!

Oh, ah, yeah!

Even in his youth
Yeah, yeah

Even in his youth
Yeah, yeah

Even in his youth
Yeah, yeah

Even in his youth
Yeah, yeah

The Brews

Friday night we'll be drinking Manishevitz
Going out to terrorize Goyem
Stomping shagitz, screwing shicksas
As long as we're home by Saturday morning

Cause hey, we're the Brews
Sporting anti-swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the boys
Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois

Orthopedic, Dr. Martins good for
Waffle making, kicking through the shin
Reputation, gained through intimidation
Pacifism no longer tradition

Cause hey we're the Brews
Sporting anti-swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the Brews
The fairfax ghetto boys skinhead Hebrews

We got the might, psycho mashuganas
We can't lose a fight, as we are the chosen ones
Chutspah driven, we battle then we feast
We celebrate, we'll separate our milkplates from our meat

Oi Oi we're the Brews
Sporting anti-swastika tattoos
Oi Oi we're the boys
Orthodox, hesidic, O.G. Ois

[This is what some of the Jewish terms mean:]
[Manashevitz = Cheap wine Jews stereotypically drink; Goyem = Non-Jewish people; Shagitz = Preppies; Mashuganas = Yiddish for "Crazy"; Chutspah = Untranslatable Yiddish term meaning a cross between balls and rudeness; "Sporting anti-swastika tattoos" - It's against the Jewish law to get a tattoo; "As long as we're home by Saturday morning" - Jews gotta be home in time for Synagogue; Fairfax = A part of LA where the Orthodox Jews live; "Dai Dayenu" = Part of Jewish Hymn; Shicksa = Yiddish word for referring to a non-Jewish female;]

The Irrationality of Rationality

Frank, the new CEO, had to answer to the board
The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders
Were on the bed, legs in air, ass cheeks opened wide
They were about to get f-cked like it was their first time
When one makes 20 million, 10,000 people lose
What keeps that one from swallowing a shotgun?

Dan, the company man, felt loyalty to the corp
After 16 years of service, and a family to support
He actually started to believe the weaponry and chemicals
Were for national defense
Cuz Danny had a mortgage and a boss to answer to
The guilty don't feel guilty, they learn not to

Helen, is living in her car, and trying to feed her kids
She got laid off of work and her house was repossessed
It's hard to think clearly when it's 38 degrees
Desperate people have been known to render desperate deeds
But when she shot that family and moved into their home
The paper read she suffered from dementia

Acid

Well I been trippin' for 10 hours on 3 hits of liquid microdot (I'm on acid - acid)
What is this supposed to us anyways man?
Gettin' chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot (I'm on acid - acid)
Hey,is that midget comin' over here?
Feedin' doritos to a tree, a million spiders after me (I'm on acid - acid)
Oh c'mon i bet you can't eat just one
I'm runnin' around havin' a fit, on myself I'm about ta sh!t (I'm on acid - acid)
I gotta get to a toilet dog


Can you imagine feelin' all calm then all of the sudden your fingers get numb?
Knees start freezin, what is the season?
where we at? and why we leavin?
Trees are shrinkin', turnin' plants ta roots and roots back inta seeds
And clouds are changin', comin' at me, different directions now I'm freakin'
toe's are rakin', body shakin'
Mane, I thought it was some crack
Called the fire department, told 'em I had a flame upon my back
This sh!t's crazy, plus enable, raisins dancing on the table
There's the horse, we got a horse, yeah we do and I seen the stable
Quit yo flaugin, I ain't flaugin
Got a beat in who ya talkin to
I'm talkin to you talkin to me
Listenin' cuz I have you and I have to
Be kinda smart to even catch that
I might be trippin' but the pimpin' grippin' gatta spit that
With no expectancy I made a party from a robbery
Accidentally, kicked then tripped the thief when he had ran by me
F*ck police, we gon' sentence this trick here to LSD
50 shot of purple microdot you will be gone a week


20-20 vision blur and can't even feel the syrup (I'm on acid - acid)
Man i can't believe this stuff is stronger than that syrup
I can smoke a pound of dro, drink myself unda the flo' (I'm on acid - acid)
I can't even feel none of these beers man , my eyes ain't red
Put the straw up ta your nose, take the blow straight ta your DOME (I'm on acid - acid)
I'm a mess now dog , I'm tripping
You passin' out in my front yard, throwin' up on Xanax bars (I'm on acid - acid)
Like you took about one too many of them pills


Well Im wishin I was sober, feel the sh!t from head ta shoulders
This ain't even halfway over, it's the part I'm waitin ta show ya
Laughin' long time like hyenas, laughed a long time at vienas
In the can or out the can they still look like a can a penis
I'm the meanest, acid-takin, down-south-cracka on the mic
Chainsaw crankin', gotcha thinkin', good trip gon' turn ta a fright
Bubble poppin, trails are watchin', floatin cross the f*ckin' room
A dog came in the den and made a mess and then asked for the broom
Now I'm 'Bouta hit the sack cuz I can't take this sh!t no more
Relax my mind, take a deep breath and let my head sink in pillow
Take a seven hour nap, wake up seven minutes later
This the greatest drug the seventies has ever f*cking gave us
Yes it's major don't be playin' - when you drop it will hit ya
If it's gel caps or liquid - microdots yes I'm wit'cha
And I'm flippin' cross the Roll, visual contact lightning globe
The space ship I'm flying landed in the Bay - I have ta go


By now, I'm weak in some pain and my body's feelin drained (I'm on acid - acid)
Man it's like i can't even walk no more
Comin' down off of my trip and my skin's abouta rip (I'm on acid - acid)
I can feel my hands hurting
I'll prolly sleep till Thursday and yet it's only Sunday (I'm on acid - acid)
I can't wait to hit my bed man
Wakin' up on that Thursday to have another Saturday (I'm on acid - acid)
I can't wait till i find some more of that sh*t

Crazy

I've got a pocket
full of holes
head in the clouds
the king of fools

you've got a ribbon of rainbows
the sun in your eyes
burning through
could be I'm happy and sad
could be I'm losing my head
over you

well, you've gotta be crazy, baby
to want a guy like me
yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind
crazy

So if I'm dreaming
don't wake me tonight
if this is all wrong
I don't want it right
'cause you're the one sure thing
when I get lost in the game
once again
hey, I'm a lucky guy
without a reason and I
don't understand

well, you've gotta be crazy, baby
to want a guy like me
yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind
crazy
Well, there must be some kind of mistake
to give your heart away
yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind
crazy

I've got a pocket
full of holes
head in the clouds
the king of fools
you've got a ribbon of rainbows
the sun in your eyes
burning through
could be I'm happy and sad
could be I'm losing my head
over you

well, you've gotta be crazy, baby
to want a guy like me
yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind
crazy

Well, there must be some kind of mistake
to give your heart away
yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind
crazy

well, you've gotta be crazy, baby
to want a guy like me
yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind
crazy

Well, there must be some kind of mistake
to give your heart away
yeah, you've gotta be out of your mind
crazy

well you've gotta be crazy baby
to want a guy like me
yeah, you've gotta be crazy, baby....

Never Let You Go

Woo
There's every good reason for letting you go
She's sneaky and smoked out
And it's starting to show
I'll never let you go
I'll never let you go
I never let you go
I never let you turn around, your back on each other
That's a good idea, break a promise to your mother
Turn around your back on each other

You say that I've changed
Well maybe I did
But even if I've changed
What's wrong with it
I'll never let you go
I'll never let you go
I never let you go
I never let you turn around, your back on each other
That's a good idea, break a promise to your mother
Turn around your back on each other

And our friends are gone and gone
And all the time moves on and on
And all I know is it's wrong, it's wrong
And all I know is it's wrong, it's wrong
It's wrong, it's wrong, it's wrong
If there's a reason, it's lost on me
Maybe we'll be friends, I guess we'll see
I never let you go
I'll never let you go
I'll never let you go
I never let you go
Turn around, your back on each other
It's a good idea, break a promise to your mother
Turn around let's turn on each other
Good idea, break a promise to your mother
Turn around your back on each other
That's a good idea, break a promise to your mother
Turn around your back on each other
What a good idea...

I remember the stupid things,
The mood rings, the bracelets and the beads
Nickels and dimes, yours and mine
Did you cash in all your dreams
You don't dream for me, no, (goodbye, goodbye) you don't dream For me, no
But I still feel you pulse like sonar from the days in the waves
That girl is like a sunburn
I would like to say
The girl is like a sunburn
I would like to say
She's like a sunburn
(She's like a sunburn)
She's like a sunburn

shyne- bonnie and shyne


In front of Gucci in the winter, I seen ya witcha girl
Just walkin' uh - in ya chin chilla fur
I was laid up
In the coupe back shade up
Lookin' at cha face, just pure wit no make up
A little bit a mack lip gloss, hair in a bun well done
Lookin' for a ring, I seen none
So I hopped out the coupe
In hot pursuit
To stop and introduce
Like I'm Shyne, and you?, you my destiny
And ya diamond cluster, to much just to touch ya
Perfume down to ya structure
Think I'll wait til the 2nd night to **** ya
I wanna marry you, nah I'm just playin'
But we can start wit a few nights out in Malibu surfin'
Playin' up on Persian
Here's my number
Put in ya purse and call me

soft place to fall

Daylight has found me here again
You can ask me anything, but where I've been
Things that used to matter seem so small
When you're looking for a soft place to fall

Don't misunderstand me, baby, please
I didn't mean to bring back memories
You should know the reason why I called
I was looking for a soft place to fall

Looking for a soft place
Nothing more than a small taste
Of a love that ended long ago
Looking for a place to hide
A warm bed on a cold night
I didn't mean to hurt you
No, no, no

Looking out your window at the dawn
Baby, when you wake up, I'll be gone
You're the one who taught me after all
How to find a soft place to fall

You're the one who taught me after all
How to find a soft place to fall

Alone With You

I see your face across a crowded room
I hear you say that you'll be leaving soon
I know it's late but all that I can do
Is close my eyes and dream that I'm alone with you

I'd like to talk to you so much but I don't know your
name
I bet there's not a man in here that doesn't feel the
same
As you're walking out the door there's nothing I can
do
I close my eyes and dream that I'm alone with you

Yeah it's once in my life
Wish that I wasn't alone with myself
I feel like a child
Seems that I can't think of anyone else

The night is over an' I guess you're gone
I try and tell myself forget it and just carry on
But as I walk these lonely streets with nothing else
to do
I close my eyes and dream that I'm alone with you
I close my eyes and dream that I'm alone with you
I close my eyes and dream that I'm alone with you

All the Love

I can't believe the things that happen to me
I guess that I should have seen a long, long time ago
Letters you write don't help me get through the night
So I'll just turn out the light
and sleep here all alone

All the love, all the love in the world
All the love, I'll be sending you girl
All the love
All the love in the world

Time after time I put my life on the line
But I ain't committed no crime, so take what you can find
Forget what I say cos I'll keep running away
I only live for today, but I'm one day behind

All the love, all the love in the world
All the love, I'll be sending you girl
All the love
All the love in the world

These are the words that I whisper on every first night
but that day you left me
those words were on that same flight

I can't believe the things that happen to me
I guess that I should have seen a long, long time ago
Letters you write don't help me get through the night
so I'll just turn out the light
and sleep here all alone

All the love, all the love in the world
All the love, I'll be sending you girl
All the love
All the love in the world

I was bruised and battered and I couldnt tell
What I felt
I was unrecognizable to myself
I saw my reflection in a window I didnt know
My own face
Oh brother are you gonna leave me
Wastin´away
On the streets of philadelphia

I walked the avenue till my legs felt like stone
I heard the voices of friends vanished and gone
At night I could hear the blood in my veins
Black and whispering as the rain
On the streets of philadelphia

Aint no angel gonna greet me
Its just you and I my friend
My clothes dont fit me no more
I walked a thousand miles
Just to slip the skin

The night has fallen, Im lyinawake
I can feel myself fading away
So receive me brother with your faithless kiss
Or will we leave each other alone like this
On the streets of philadelphia

Calling All Angels

I need a sign, to let me know you're here;
All of these lines are being crossed over the atmosphere.
I need to know, that things are gonna look up;
'Cause I feel us drowning in a sea spilled from a cup.

When there is no place safe and no safe place to put my head,
When you can feel the world shake from the words that are said.

And I'm, calling all angels
And I'm, calling all you angels

And I won't give up, if you don't give up
I won't give up, if you don't give up
I won't give up, if you don't give up
I won't give up, if you don't give up

I need a sign to let me know you're here;
'Cause my TV set just keeps it all from being clear.
I want a reason for the way things have to be;
I need a hand to help build up some kind of hope inside of me.

And I'm, calling all angels.
And I'm, calling all you angels.

When children have to play inside, so they don't disappear;
While private eyes solve marriage lies cause we don't talk for years.
And football teams are kissing Queens and losing sight of having dreams,
In a world where what we want is only what we want until it’s ours

And I'm, calling all angels.
And I'm, calling all you angels.

And I'm, (I won't give up if you don't give up)calling all angels (I won't give up if you don't give up).
And I'm, (I won't give up if you don't give up) calling all you angels (I won't give up if you don't give up).

Calling all you Angels (I won't give up if you don't give up)
Calling all you Angels (I won't give up if you don't give up)
Calling all you Angels (I won't give up if you don't give up)

Why Can't I Be You?

You're so gorgeous i'll do anything
I'll kiss you from your feet
To where your head begins
You're so perfect you're so right as rain
You make me
Make me hungry again

Everything you do is irresistable
Everything you do is simply kissable

Why can't i
Why can't i be you?

I'll run around in circles
Til i run out of breath
I'll eat you all up
Or i'll just hug you to death
You're so wonderful
Too good to be true
You make me
Make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply delicate
Everything you do is quite angelicate

Why can't i be you?
Why can't i be you?

You turn my head when you turn around
You turn the whole world upside down
I'm smitten i'm bitten i'm hooked i'm cooked
I'm stuck like glue
You make me
Make me hungry for you

Everything you do is simply dreamy
Everything you do is quite delicious

Why can't i be you?
Why can't i be you?
Why can't i be you?
Why can't i be you?
Why can't i be you?

You're simply elegant!

My Name Is Jonas

My name is Jonas.
I'm carrying the wheel.
Thanks for all you've shown us.
This is how we feel.
Come sit next to me.
Pour yourself some tea.
Just like Grandma made
When we couldn't find sleep.
Things were better then.
Once but never again.
We've all left the den.
Let me tell you 'bout it.

The choo-choo train left right on time.
A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, Hey, man, we go all the way.
Of course we were willing to pay.

My name is Weepel.
Gotta box full of your toys.
They're fresh out of batteries.
But they're still makin' noise, makin' noise.
Tell me what to do.
Now the tank is dry.
Now this wheel is flat.
And you know what else?
Guess what I received,
In the mail today.
Words of deep concern
From my little brother.

The building's not goin' as he planned.
The foreman has injured his hand.
The dozer will not clear a path.
The driver swears he learned his math.

The workers are goin' home.

The workers are goin' home.

The workers are goin' home.

The workers are goin' home.
Yeah!

The workers are goin' home.
The workers are goin' home.
The workers are goin' home.

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

My name is Jonas.