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| Topic: Short (love) Story: 3 words each - part 3 | |
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As Woody sat
Thinking whats that? The wood sat and spat back Woody wondered what to do so he went and bought some glue. |
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for his big
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left footed shoe
 (((grammy)))
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Woody was so
embarrassed that his left footed shoe covered his left foot that had toes bigger than his teenie woody so he swallowed some Viagra made for tiny woodies like his but it got caught in his throat and gave him a stiff neck! |
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so he put
a hot pad on his neck to see if that would relive the stiffness in his neck but |
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he read the
Viagra directions and it stated the stiffness would last for 24 hours so he realized that he was up sh*t creek without a paddle! |
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for another 20
hours or so so he thought how could i pass the time and still get some my mind of the stiff well you know oh ill call |
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my mom at
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the hospital emergency
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room. She`ll know
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what to say
to me to make me relax till it gose |
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down in size
and I can swallow a budweiser again and taste That cold taste of a budweiser because I`m so thirsty for a good cold budweiser. |
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oh no budweiser
just closed the doors for there going under oh no what shall we do now 
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No budweiser so
I reached for the next best thing which was a cold Miller Lite that I always carry around in case of extreme emergencies like I have here. |
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oh that hit
the spot and now im back in the mood for a little |
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extra curricular activities
and I am drunk enough to not feel any pain if you so inflict any while I fall asleep during your foreplay that you described in great detail when we were having breakfast at Mickey D's!
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and she said
i told you all what i do in my forplay while you are asleep because you are a lazy lover and only care about |
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making me crazy...
***Hello...did this thread change or what?***** 
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  (((cuppy))) No my dear, the game didn`t change but we did. The story you are about to hear is a true story. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. HELL ain`t no innocence on JSH/ Mingle2 Ya know how "pervs" are.  Have a good one.  On with the story folks. Adddddddddebbbbbbbb. adeeeedddddddddddd, Ahedddddddddddddddddddba debbbbbbbbbb. Thats all folks.
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But he didn't
want her to feel so crazy when he was in the mood for a chocolate syrup massage that he had a mental picture of after seeing her eat a banana split and she didn't want him to know that she had a sweet tooth and an awful craving for something sweet. |
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