Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.
He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had
one. "I sure do," he replied while he reached into his golf
bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

"Wow!" said his friend, "Where did you get that monster
lighter?"

"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?"
"Could I see him?"

He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend
asks the genie,
"Since, I'm a good friend of your master, will you grant
me one wish?"
Yes I will'" the genie replies.
The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him
standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly,
the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks
flying overhead is heard. The friend tells his golfing
partner, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million
ducks!"

He answers,"I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard
of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a
12 inch Bic?"

that was a good joke angus 1336